WEB TWENNY HURR

"The whole idea of a program being a quasi-static executable installed locally is starting to seem quaint."

Is anyone else sick of faggots who talk about web apps like they're the second coming of the Sussman? Yeah, I'm sure running every damn thing I want to do over the network will work out brilliantly. Is it just that programmers are running out of legit ways to write slower code, and are resorting to inter-computer dicking around to keep pace with faster computers?

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>>2
How did you know I really meant to ask, "How do you pronounce ``Web 2.0''"?

>>3
I pronounce it as "FAGGOTRY"

>>1

Because running everything from a web browser as if it were a technical swiss army knife is such a safe, sane idea. Fucking Web 2.0

"Well you can laugh but im writing an optimizing HTML compiler which lets me couple fast productivity and relentless scalability."

yeah, Im sick of fucken noobs writing "web programming tools for fucking idiots", like um themselves.. while pretending they are writing it for some kind of target audience. You dont need all this advanced bullshit to make web"apps" just fucking write them in perl or whatever.

>>7 wtf enjoy your static webpages.
JAVASCRIPT + XMLHTTPREQUEST + SHINY GRAPHICS AND BUZZWORDS = WEB 2.0

>>7 here...I meant >>6! :-(

I just can't wait till WEB 3.0!

ID guy here; notice that everyone except >>4 until now has a '5' in his ID!

>>1
Is anyone else sick of faggots who talk about web apps like they're the second coming of the Sussman?
Lol, yes, I am. ENTERPRISE has tainted this business. Both ENTERPRISE businessmen and "designers" are desperate to do anything to be in and see if they can make money magically. In their ignorance, they repeat buzzword over buzzword and pretend (even believe!) they have a fucking clue. The web is full of motherfucking retards who write bullshit full of "the old way of doing things is dead, now we know the best-practice is..." and buzzwords for faggots.

In fact, somebody (e.g. me) should get royally pissed off at this and develop a GreaseMonkey faggot filter. It works kinda like an antispam filter, analyzing webpages you browse with heuristics, and disabling pages that ring too many "enterprise bullshit" bells.

>>10
Lol ID guy

>>7
Static... wut?

Dynamic page updates using hidden frames, non-closing connections and dynamically created <script> elements were created long before the buzzword "web2.0" was coined.

>>7
You forgot rounded corners

wah wah give me attention

>>13 yes I'm sure they were. Things aren't often given names before they are made or conceptualised.

>>9
http://hotaru.thinkindifferent.net/web3.0/

The library wont prevent   me from doing   it I fear   it might since   its a commercial   lib There is   no use for   a statically typed   language to have   to install Windows!

Lain.