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what language

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 14:58 ID:J9XS4GrL

what language should i learn? im done with PHP and its bullshit community of 13 year old faggots. im leaning towards perl or python but the forced indentation of code is fucking stupid. perl seems easy enough. i might get into c++ and away from web based languages.

any suggestions faggots?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 15:02 ID:ssJyidng

Read SICP. Then use Python. The forced indentation of code is not fucking stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 15:17 ID:0rscKMyy

Perl AND Python.  And then Scheme or Common Lisp to see how Perl and Python both are inferior to cudder-based languages.
Also, webshite development is very easy with Weblocks (Common Lisp).

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 16:36 ID:J9XS4GrL

SICP is fucking boring, no thanks. i think im gonna go with perl.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 17:05 ID:1qLs8RaG

Ruby

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 17:12 ID:ssJyidng

>>4
Enjoy your failure as a programmer, short attention spanned one.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 17:13 ID:r7pRRK0T

>>4

Except SICP is superior to perl and python no matter what...

so fail newfag?

Name: anonymous 2007-09-18 17:14 ID:r7pRRK0T

>>6
>>7

well said :)

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 17:14 ID:Heaven

>>4
LOL HAVE FUN WITH THAT

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 17:19 ID:ypqO2Ppk

>>7
>>8
>>9
Da-dum, same guy!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 17:23 ID:Heaven

>>10
7==8!=9
jus2letyouknowlolol

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 17:26 ID:Heaven

>>11
Learn to Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 18:06 ID:0rscKMyy

>>12
how do i heaven?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 18:08 ID:xSCl6RcR

SICP, then Python

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 18:24 ID:uFbK7GSu

Taste in languages has at least 5 categories
   1. Simple with minimal instruction sets. Logo,
      Squeak, Scheme.
   2. Too simple with excessiveley minimal instruction sets
      leading to long programs, but the language is easy to
      master and remember.
      BrainF**ck. Subtract and Branch. Assembler. Toy Forths
      like Owl.
   3. Powerful with large instruction sets and libraries.
      Takes a long time to learn, but programs are short.
      Perl. Ruby.
   4. Large community of users sharing code.
      Perl CPAN. Python Cheese Shop. C GNU and Linux packages.
   5. Function-oriented with syntax allowing a master to
      get the job done with short programs. (How that's more
      rewarding than the large comand set languages, I'm
      not sure. Perhaps it's a combination of power and
      command sets small enough to be completely memorized.)
      Haskell (and Clean), Lisp.
  

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 18:36 ID:+sZDib3G

>>15 I have a better pattern for you :
1. SICP
2. Satori

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 18:48 ID:pfxvTkQy

6. SICP

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 18:56 ID:bil9su4o

>>3
Why fuck around? Just learn a cudder based language from the start. After that learn a functional language to get more experience with high-level manipulations that may not be obvious to a person who only writes PAREN TYPAN code.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 19:10 ID:Heaven

To the uninitiated:
The children repeatedly typing "SICP" are trying to
participate in the Internet Meme culture. But they
have not yet learned that a meme must be entertaining.
In 5 or 10  years they will likely mature and develop
some basic discriminatory taste. Meanwhile, they gather
at 4chan and practice pounding their S-I-C-P keys.
The road to learning is filled with such errors in judgment.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 19:59 ID:gd6jOob8

>>15
Helping? on MY /prog/?!?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 20:07 ID:bil9su4o

>>19
Except in this case, it's the best answer to "what language".

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 20:13 ID:ykrLCiK5

Java.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 20:26 ID:Heaven

>>22 is worse than Hitler

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 20:36 ID:OuUmJa66

>>23 is a butthurt Lisp fag

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 20:49 ID:+sZDib3G

>>19
I think that you totally missed the point of SICP. Before, I was thinking like you that SICP was just some kind of ``abstract bullshit" but it's the real and only way of programming, The Sussman was not only a genius but also had a very good way to explain it through one unique language. Lisp, A language so simple that you can teach it to bright students in 10 minutes. I never thought that Satori would exist, except the day I achieved it(after I read SICP)

You feel like you had achieved everything you had to. You understand why lisp is superior to Java. SICP should not only be treated as a Great Book but also as the Holy Bible of Programming. The day you will comprehend the philosophical concepts in SICP you will be ready for this board, lisp and SICP. The first day I saw SICP I thought it was only a normal book. Well, I was wrong it changed my life. If you hhave questions about the point of programming, SICP has the answer. If you have questions about the meaning of life, SICP has the answer. If you have questions about Satori, SICP has the answer. SICP answered to every questions I had. It's definitly the greatest book ever written and you should give the chance to read it to everyone.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 21:32 ID:pfxvTkQy

>>25
beautiful pasta

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 22:35 ID:Heaven

>>1 have you ever coded anything more complex than a blog with php?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 1:00 ID:Heaven

>>27
Yeah, 1 sounds like a real smart one.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 1:09 ID:XzJja4UN

>>1
You should learn assembly. It would probably help you think, if that's possible. Then again you might get really frustrated by things too challenging for you and go on a rampage and kill countless people. No one wants that. Well, MOST people don't.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 2:30 ID:SsXGuEg2

if you can code perl and forth you can code anything else ever

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 2:33 ID:N/6iT2R3

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 3:06 ID:GdJ/f76l

>>31
xkcd must read /prog/. He's done several Lisp-themed ones.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 3:29 ID:2916csW+

>>32
I hate to tell you this, but Lisp was not invented in /prog/. In fact, it's much older than us. You're probably thinking of BBCode.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 3:50 ID:Heaven

Lisp was not invented in /prog/

You must be new here

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 3:56 ID:2916csW+

>>34
You must have been here too long.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 4:11 ID:j1s2f74A



I am the Abelson and the Sussman,
the beginning and the end,
the first and the last.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 4:12 ID:Heaven


I am the Abelson and the Sussman,
the beginning and the end,
the ( and the ).

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 4:17 ID:2916csW+

>>36
I am the Abelson and the Sussman,
the beginning and the end,
the car and the cudder.
Fix'd.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 9:18

The 0 on the   brainwaves not that   it has the   biggest schlong Another.

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