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Name: butts 2007-09-18 9:48 ID:O/2Xz6BT

  def command_butts
   print("butts")
   command_butts

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 10:00 ID:Q/TsIA4F

: butts ( butts -- butts ) "butts" print ;

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 10:00 ID:pe7CS9oO

Party at the church of Scientology

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 10:02 ID:Heaven

((lambda (f) (display 'butts) (f f)) (lambda (f) (display 'butts) (f f)))

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 10:07 ID:kfL+WFHF


function command_butts()
{
   echo "butts";
}
command_butts();

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 10:45 ID:okhUn/es

sub butts { print "butts" and &butts } butts

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 10:55 ID:Heaven

(function command_butts(){
 alert(arguments.callee.toString().substring(17,22));
 arguments.callee();
})()

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 11:20 ID:Q/TsIA4F

>>7
greasemonkey?!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 11:34 ID:Heaven

>>8
javascript.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 11:57 ID:iE3pLlTN

>>1
Weeaboo
>>2
Stackfag
>>4
(((Lispfag)))
>>5
PHPfag
>>6
!#()%/="=#&("!?!Perlfag"#/()%")=("#%()=
>>7
Hmm, JavaScript

def command_butts():
    print 'butts'
command_butts()

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 12:02 ID:Heaven

>>10
ONE WORD THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE, THREAD OVER

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 12:07 ID:sSq4vxWO

[def]command_butts[ls][/ls][call]command_butts [ls][/ls][/call]butts[/def]

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 12:36 ID:iE3pLlTN

[define [command_butts]
        [display "butts"]]
[command_butts]

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 12:47 ID:Heaven

(define (command_butts)
        (display "butts")
(command_butts)

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 13:12 ID:Heaven

>>14
Forgot your
(newline)
.

Name: -funroll-loops 2007-09-18 14:15 ID:7/fmN+4w

void command_butts() {
    puts("butts\n");
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 15:02 ID:glhNaBQ1

commandButts = putStrLn "butts" >> commandButts

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 15:08 ID:MxYHHSQQ

10 CLS
20 PRINT "BUTTS"
30 END

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 15:30 ID:1tdxL4R4

10 PRINT "BUTTS"
20 GOTO 10

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 16:48 ID:6Xle5Pyy

+++++[>+++++++<-]>.--.<++++[>++++<-]>--.>+++++++++++[>+++++++++++<-]>----.--.-.<
<.>++++[>----<-]>.+++++++.+++++.<<.>>++.-----------.<+++[>++++<-]>+.------.<<[-]
++++++++++.<+++[>++++++++++<-]>--.>>----------.>++++[<+++++>-]<-.-..-.<<++.+.<++
++[>++++<-]>++.<++++++++++.>>>.++.>++++[<----->-]<+.<<<<++++[>+++++<-]>++.>>>.>+
+++[<+++++>-]<-.-..-.<<<.++++++++.+.---------.>>++++++[<+++++++++++>-]<--.<<[-]+
+++++++++.-.>>>>---.++.---------.+++++.++++++.<<<.++.>>>>++++++[>+++++++<-]>+...
.......>+++++++++[>++++++++++<-]>+.>++++++[>++++++++++<-]>++.<<<<..........>>>>-
-.<<<<++.>>++.>>++.<<<<..+.>>>>--.<<<<---....>>--.>>++.<<<<.....>>>>--.<<<<++.>>
++.>>++.<<<<.+.-.+..-.+.>>--.<<-.>>++.<<--..........+++.>>-.<<<<------.<<<.<+.>>
++.[<]++++++++++.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 17:08 ID:L5/fO4HT

>>20
lawl

the brainfuck code outputs a perl script which repeatedly outputs brainfuck code which outputs "butts\n"

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 18:56 ID:euy40ww7

Namespace Scalable
    Module Enterprise
        Class Solution
            Shared Sub Main()

                Dim WordToPrint As String 'This will hold the string our customer wants to print
start:

                Console.Write("Please enter the string you wish to print: ") 'Asks the consumer for a string
                WordToPrint = Console.ReadLine() 'Gets the string the client inputs

                'Checking phase
                If WordToPrint.ToLower <> "butts" Then GoTo ButtsError Else GoTo PrintButts 'I couldn't figure out why IsNot didn't work but thanks Rob for teaching me about <>
                GoTo start

ButtsError:

                ButtsError() 'Shows an error due to an incompatible input
                GoTo start

PrintButts:

                PrintString(WordToPrint) 'Prints the string the user desires

            End Sub

            Shared Function PrintString(ByVal MyString As String) 'Thanks Dave

                Console.WriteLine(MyString) 'Outputs desired string
                Console.WriteLine("Press any key to quit.")
                Console.ReadKey() 'Waits for the user to press a key
                Return 1

            End Function

            Shared Function ButtsError()

                Console.WriteLine("We're sorry, but the requested feature is currently unavailable.")
                Console.WriteLine("Press any key to continue.")
                Console.ReadKey() 'Waits for the user to press a key
                Return 2

            End Function
        End Class
    End Module
End Namespace

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 20:00 ID:yVj5J92J

>>20
I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 20:24 ID:pcCVN9Dv

(1) DO ,1 <- #13
PLEASE DO ,1 SUB #1 <- #234
DO ,1 SUB #2 <- #112
DO ,1 SUB #3 <- #112
DO ,1 SUB #4 <- #0
DO ,1 SUB #5 <- #214
PLEASE READ OUT ,1
PLEASE DO NEXT 1
PLEASE GIVE UP

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 20:30 ID:AXe8qRvq

>>24
INTERCAL EXPERT IN MY /PROG/

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 21:08 ID:Mz2xsmtB

PLEASE GIVE UP

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 22:35 ID:1tdxL4R4

>>22
i lol'd
seriously

Name: adfgffgfdsfgfd 2007-09-18 23:14 ID:Heaven

>>1
  def command_butts
   frost("butts")
   command_lols

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 23:27 ID:1j/AN+os

>>22
ENTERPRISE

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 0:04 ID:cw0xkkY2

command_butts() -> command_butts([]).
command_butts(B) -> [butts | B].

or for imperativefags

command_butts() ->
  io:format("butts~n"),
  command_butts().

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 5:03 ID:Rl4jfWiz

>>22
Professional ASP developer

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:00

<-- check em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 9:23

This was a good thread.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 12:32

>>31
ASS PIE. BUTT HRUT. SHIT POST.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 22:52

butts while butts

Name: cretin 2011-09-05 23:36

(defun pleasure ()
  (while (analingus)
    (deny (relief *farting*))))

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-06 2:37

function command_butts():void {
    trace("butts");
}

command_butts();

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-06 2:42

>>38
TRACE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-06 11:27

#include <stdio.h>

int main()
{
    for (;;) { printf("butts\n"); }
}

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-06 12:15

#include <stdio.h>
int main()

    int the_jews = 0;
    int are_after_me = 1;
    while (the_jews != are_after_me) {}
}

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-06 22:27

>>41
RETURN A FUCKING VALUE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

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