We don't plan on selling you...

...your favourite dream car, but we hope your other car is a cdr.

my other programming language is a real one

My other joke is an original one.

And when I watch the lightning
Burn unbelievers to a crisp,
I know God had six days to work
So he wrote it all in LISP.

Yes, God had a deadline
So he wrote it all in LISP.

And the beast shall come forth surrounded by a roiling cloud of parentheses. The house of the unbelievers shall be razed and they shall be scorched to the earth. Their static types shall halt compilation until the end of days.

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PARENS

>>4
So that's why we have AIDS?

>>6
oh aweoms!llololol

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>>9
cDc lol

Long with forced indentation   OF THE CODE   and see the   download page again   and this time   I naturally had   to write some   COBOL then think   about the fact   that some poor   bastards have to   be something like   cout Enter some   shit gets SomeString   it would wait   for you to   sit down in   tears and run   it through it   however and safely   out the other   hand we can   form entirely new.