ITT geek jokes

Q: Why do all the Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?
A: Because it is below C level.

My other car is a cdr.

choice = 0;
while(cpinmywinrar == 0)
{
  printf("GaiaFaggot gimme my fucking CP")
  switch(choice)
  {
    case 0: printf(" you weeboluvin whore mongler\n"); choice++;
    case 1: printf(" fyad asshat - this aint GBS\n"); choice++;
    case 2: printf(" ,world of warcraft luv fest is thataway\n"); choice++;
    case 3: printf(" wigga in a half shell - nigra powA\n"); choice++;
    case 4: printf(" poon flap no.9\n"); choice++;
  }
  if(choice == 4)
{choice = 0;}

}

printf("lulz for great justice");

oh and an even better one!

 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-16 16:33  ID:megCKdPE

    (1) char* string_ptr;
    (2) char  *string_ptr;
    (3) What the fuck does ptr mean?

2 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-16 16:35 ID:megCKdPE

    1. Clarity 4 realz

3 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-16 16:46 ID:6CzfdJRe

    it's shorthand for "puter" which is an abbreviation of "computer"

4 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-16 16:49 ID:dbKC/rhY

    i thought puter was wetback speak for faggot

>>3

pudder

My other puts is a printf.

256

int main(){
 for(;vfork(););
 fputs("DESU ",stdout);
 _exit(0);
}

My other car is a crv

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C++ is my favorite programming joke.

>>12
Mine's Lisp.

Just say no to Java, yes to hacking PHP eregs.

>>13
Don't let /prog/ fool you.

>>9
actually funny if it works

Lain.