/PROG/ WAR AGAINST REDDIT

THIS IS IT /PROG/ THE TIME HAS COME

WE ARE DECLAREING AND ALL OUT PROGRAMMING WAR AGAINST PROGRAMMING.REDDIT.ORG

FOR FAR TOO LONG THESE BASTARDS LIKE

    * jacobian: Jacob Kaplan-Moss, co-lead developer of Django, a Python web framework
    * mr_chromatic: chromatic, a well-known Perl hacker and author, currently involved in the Parrot project
    * slava_pestov: Slava Pestov, the initial developer of jEdit and current lead developer of the Factor language
    * dons: Don Stewart, one of the developer of xmonad, a tiling window manager written in Haskell
    * paulgraham: Paul Graham, the author of two Common Lisp book, the founder of ViaWeb and partner at Y Combinator. Currently writing a programming language, Arc
    * jrockway: Jonathan Rockway, lead developer of Catalyst, a Perl web framework
    * avibryant: Avi Bryant, lead developer of Seaside, a Smalltalk web framework and of DabbleDB, an online spreadsheet-database application
    * augustss: Lennart Augustsson, a well-known Haskell hacker, winner of 3 IOCCC and of the 1999 ICFP Judge’s Prize for which he was declared an extremely cool hacker
    * xkcd: Randall Munroe, not known for a program he wrote, rather for the very popular XKCD comic, a favorite among redditors

HAVE BEEN STEALING OUR THOUGHTS AND USING MIND CONTROLLING TECHNIQUES TO ENFORCE HORRIBLE THINGS LIKE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE AND MAKING PEOPLE READ SHIT BOOKS LIKE SICP.

WELL FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ENOUGH WAR IS BEGINNING!!!!! DEATH TO /PROG/!!!!!

>>1
OOPS, I MEANT DEATH TO REDDIT

Read Mein Kampf, you might learn something

1) HACKING SCRIPT TO ANIHILATE REDDIT


#include <stdio.h>

int main()
{
  int i;
  srand(time(0));
  for (i=0;i<64;i++)
  {
    printf("%u ", rand()%512);
  }
  puts("");
  return 0;
}

>>3
redditfag

someone post this thread to reddit

failed attempt at funny

>>6
>>7
ENEMIES

#include <stdio.h>
 
 int main()
 {
   int i;
   srand(time(0));
   for (i=0;i<64;i++)
   {
     printf("My other car is %u ", rand()%512);
   }
   puts("");
   return 0;
 }

>>9
In Numerical Recipes in C: The Art of Scientific Computing (William H. Press, Brian P. Flannery, Saul A. Teukolsky, William T. Vetterling; New York: Cambridge University Press, 1992 (2nd ed., p. 277)), the following comments are made:

"If you want to generate a random integer between 1 and 10, you should always do it by using high-order bits, as in
j = 1 + (int) (10.0 * (rand() / (RAND_MAX + 1.0)));
and never by anything resembling
j = 1 + (rand() % 10);
(which uses lower-order bits)."

>>10
... you fucking retard you noticed that and not that he passes an `int' where printf expects `unsigned' with %u?

>>11
I noticed both. I just felt like copying some shit from a manpage and applying some ^{_{EXPERT BBCODE SKILLS}} to it.

The character defined with def var value   a slight change?

15 Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 6:40