HALP MOY

After fucking around for over a decade with shitty IT jobs ive decided to get my degree and actualy get a job that doesnt involve me fixing a fax machine or sorting some shitty office computer.

The thing is im in a class full of fucking morans, and in the next few weeks we will start in on programming, i already code in c++ and laughed when i found out that was the language that was being taught to these same idiots who cant wrap their heads around adding two hex numbers.

Im also a smug dipshit who will enevitably stick my hand up to answer problems in an effort to outwit my lecturers, i cant help myself :(
The problem i face is that my fellow students will cling onto me for dear life once they figure out i have some kind of idea as to WTF is going on in the class.
This will weigh me down and drag me into the same abyss as these fucking idiots, i wish to avoid this but im too stupid to STFU.

PLEASE /prog/ tell me how to come off as completely fucking clueless as opposed to "clearly having no life and sitting at home masterbating to sourceforge"

I fear im in for some butthurt in the very near future.

Just tell everyone to fuck off.  Including your prof.

Its a woman teaching C++ she might cry, i cant deal with crying wimmins.

I know how to code, take this as proof that im not hardcore enough to tell anyone to fuck off in a real life situation.

you code in c++, linux tarballs does not want you

Learn English first.

>>1
Indent your code. Comment your code to explain why do did stuff rather than how something is done. Do your code in Befunge

>>6
Indent your code.
Better yet, be forced to do it.

>>3
True programmers have balls of steel and are not afraid to piss others off.  Programming is above all, and if somebody else just doesn't get it, they're the scum of the earth.

If you have not achieved this level, maybe you do need to be taught more.

>>8
That's the epitome of /prog/, right there.
Worthless, senseless, unfunny, uninformative drek.

>>9
>Worthless, senseless, unfunny, uninformative drek.

I was just thinking that about the OP.

>>9
you might think that but at least what he said is TRUE.
real programmers like us DONT give a fuck we dont have the time or patience

>>11
truth

>>3
If you're not hardcore enough to tell them to GTFO, then advise them to read SICP, and claim it to be the source of all of your knowledge.

As for making women cry, they only cry crocodile tears anyway, so let them flow.

>>8
True programmers have balls of steel and are not afraid to piss others off.
Truth.

>>8
>>True programmers have balls of steel and are not afraid to piss others off WHILST SAT BEHIND A KEYBOARD POSTING ANONYMOUSLY

*fixed*

>>14
Takes one to know one.

Junk posts just surged.
Must be lunch time in England.

Lol

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22 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 19:58

check 'em dubz

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