/prog/ - Epic javascript

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 12:41 ID:V4R5I4zA

<html>
<head>
<style type="text/css">
body { margin:0; padding:0; }
</style>
<script type="text/javascript">
var count = 0;
var count_Mega = 0;
var lololol = "http://www.calvin.edu/news/photos/students/chaan.jpg";;

function lol() {
if(count == 60) { lololol = "http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/4/4f/Cockmonglernotext.jpg/455px-Cockmonglernotext.jpg";; }
if(count == 120) { lololol = "http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f7/RaptorJesus2.jpg";; }
if(count == 150) { lololol = "http://www.calvin.edu/news/photos/students/chaan.jpg";; }
if(count == count_Mega) {
count_Mega = count + 7;
var tr = document.createElement("tr");
tr.setAttribute("id", "megindiv"+count_Mega);
document.getElementById("lol").appendChild(tr); }

var td = document.createElement("td");

var p = document.createElement("img");
p.setAttribute("src", lololol);
p.setAttribute("height", "100%");
p.setAttribute("width", "100%");

var a = document.createElement("a");
a.setAttribute("name", count);

td.appendChild(p);
td.appendChild(a);

my_div = document.getElementById("megindiv" + count_Mega);

my_div.appendChild(td);

location.href="#"+count;
count++;

setTimeout("lol();", 100);
}

</script>
<title>Untitled Document</title>
</head>

<body onLoad="lol();">
<table height="100%" id="lol" width="100%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"></table>
</body>
</html>
<script type="text/javascript">
</script>

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 12:42 ID:V4R5I4zA

dis only took me an hour or so =(

'cus i'm in boring mysql class.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 12:50 ID:Heaven

That is some pretty horrible code.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 12:52 ID:c/0rnfPh

That is complete shit. You fail it, you useless fleck of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 13:03 ID:IViYgPqc

You have to attend a class to understand MySQL? MySQL is a piece of crap, so that, combined with your absolute dogshit javascript example...I'd say you should give up breathing right about now.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 15:47 ID:yLXX07lQ

EPICER JAVASCRIPT:

javascript:(function(){P=function(N){return function(){for(var i=0;i<0xFF;++i){this[i]=new N();}}};A=function(){setTimeout(P(B),50)};B=P(A);r=new A();})();

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 7:00

Avoiding the EMACS pinky.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 20:37

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 11:30

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 20:06

dubz<

Epic javascript

1 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 12:41 ID:V4R5I4zA

2 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 12:42 ID:V4R5I4zA

3 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 12:50 ID:Heaven

4 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 12:52 ID:c/0rnfPh

5 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 13:03 ID:IViYgPqc

6 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 15:47 ID:yLXX07lQ

7 Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 7:00

9 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 20:37

10 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 11:30

11 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 20:06