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I use Haskell and I'm good with it

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 13:24 ID:EvrEDQYQ

Suck my functional dick, imperative faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 13:29 ID:X0db1+NW

Sorry, sucking is an I/O operation. I only engage in safe I/O.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 14:08 ID:bMm4aZGl

Make sure to encrypt it for extra safety!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 14:32 ID:zhxAM4bX

Yes, I am a Haskell programmer. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my functional dick long ago and I am happy together with my ghc (who is still compiling!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty referentially transparent.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and make love to your von Neumann machine while I write ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE''.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 14:47 ID:6iLqFsBX

I know a bit of Haskell but I can't write things in it because I fail at life :(

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 14:49 ID:Heaven

>>5
Just learn more and stop failing.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 14:51 ID:Heaven

Yes, I am a Scheme programmer. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my functional dick long ago and I am happy together with my cdr (who is my other car!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty tail-recursive.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and make love to your von Neumann machine while I write s-expressions with my boyfriend!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 14:53 ID:Heaven

>>7
That should've been ``while I write SEXP with my boyfriend''.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 15:59 ID:Heaven

lol toy languages

go masturbate on /prog/ some more while i have a real job.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 16:12 ID:Heaven

>>9
A real job at McDonalds, but a real job nonetheless.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 16:14 ID:Cd5Asldk

>>1
Haskell looks like this:
[:xs] _ . [] . [::-> .] . faggot _ :: x <:& [] _

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 16:18 ID:Heaven

>>11
English looks like this:
intended Perplexing its corruption far models

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 16:39 ID:TMqwBnik

>>10
Keep telling that yourself while you cry into your Haskell book.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 19:00 ID:pJz3kCDy

Yes, I am an Erlang programmer. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my concurrent fault-tolerant functional dick long ago and I am happy together with my pids (and refs!). We have a fucking lot of processes in and outside of localhost and I am pretty much in a share-nothing memory relationship.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and make love to your von Neumann machine while I write Skynet!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 22:54 ID:enhdZuvH

Haskell McProgrammer

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 2:35 ID:l8a2VEZ8

>>11
Haskell looks like shit

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 2:42 ID:WbIIkIfl

>>16
Yeah, they did this on Mythbusters.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 11:52 ID:9hfwtOMF

>>13
not while i fuck your mum!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 12:59 ID:Heaven

>>18
Not while my other car is your mom.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:41 ID:NZ477Xw0

>>12
I see what you did thereZ

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:45 ID:Heaven

>>20
That was the most logical reply available.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 10:40 ID:/oqv3fsd

It's funny that haskell fags make fun of perl because at least perl looks nice.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 11:14 ID:Heaven

>>22
perl looks nice

HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE FUNNY

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 15:47 ID:Heaven

p: [p]test[/p]
code: test
pre: [pre]test[/pre]

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Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 19:09

Good!

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