Javascript

I hate it.

Anyone know a good tutorial or something like that out there that would make it easier to learn..?

It's a piece of cake. JFGI.

>>1
It's actually pretty good, save for shitty iteration over Array, automatic int/string conversion, the forced usage of floating point, and the unification of Hash and Obect being a good idea but having a bad implementation due to a number of reasons. Most languages have more fail than JavaScript.

http://eloquentjavascript.net

>>3

I know nothing about it. At all. Really.

I need to get it so it can calculate something like 10 * 15 * 20 or some other random number and display them out in a sentence saying something like "Hello John, you are a faggot, and have $3000."

I can do all the variables except the calculating part..Which doesn't seem that hard to me in thought but I can't figure it out...

>>5 you're a faggot
>>3 nice ID

>>1

1. www.javascriptkit.com
2. Javascript Pocket Reference
3. ?????
4. PROFIT!

<script type="text/javascript">
function RandomFaggot() {
document.getElementById('RandomFaggot').innerHTML = 'Hello John, you are a faggot, and have $' + (10 * 15 * 20);
}
</script>

<a href="javascript:RandomFaggot();">Become an faggot.</a>

<div id="RandomFaggot"></div>

>>8
function RandomFaggot() {
document['getElementById']('RandomFaggot')['innerHTML'] = 'Hello John, you are a faggot, and have $' + [10,15,20].reduce(function(a,b,c,d){return a*b},1);
}

>>9
Oh lawd is that some Ruby

>>10
moer liek JAVA Script LAWL

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