I've solved the hating problem

I erased Ruby, Python, Perl, Hashkell, C#, Java, etc. from existence.

LISP sweet LISP

And yet still no one uses it

>>2
Sussman does

>>2
emacs does

lisp is actually pretty popular if you count emacs

need an expanding array The vector template   in C comes   and crap on   the pile that   Why reinvent the   wheel 16 is   the worst possible   choice of unicode   encoding having all   of the results   I wrote a   LINKED IN C   And can you   cuz if you   work in a   do cout plz.

>>6
That almost makes sense.

>>7
You are neither clever nor interesting.

NOP

HLT
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>>1
apparently you haven't read your http://www.cs.kent.ac.uk/people/staff/dat/miranda/wadler87.pdf today.

I've solved the halting problem
13 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-04 17:47  ID:NGsnKvV8

    I erased jumps, calls, closures, coroutines etc. from existence.

    ABACUS sweet ABACUS

>>13
i guess we'll just have to use loops.

>>14
Has not read SICP.

>>15
SICP? Oh, the outdated beginners tutorial. That's what your talking about out

>>16
You do not belong here.
Kindly leave.

Also,
about out
wat?

>>17
Lol at the obvious strawman attack.
SICP was recently condemned by both of its authors, how do you explain that out?

>>18
gb2 /reddit/

>>18
it wasn't condemned by /prog/, so your statement is irrelevant.
please leave.

>>18
my hair is a bird, so your statement is irrelevant.
please read SICP.

>>18
Nothing here doesn't change the fact that you haven't read SICP. The answers are in SICP.

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>>18
SICP is "right on" in terms of covering basic programming knowledge. Even techniques used in the 1960's are still relevant today.

IHBT

Erika once told me that Xarn is a bad boyfriend