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Toy Languages

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 8:10 ID:P4Z0Kz1G

Is it just me, or is every single python python / yoshi lisp fanboy seem to know only these small toy languages? Ask any lisp fag, what languages he knows, he will most likely give you an enumeration consisting primarily of fake scripting languages like perl, python, LASP, etc. . .

The real programmers know C/C++ and assembly. Native code or GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 8:21 ID:Heaven

/prog/ has been lately saturated with substandard trolls, but you managed to fail worse than all of them combined. Congratulations!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 8:59 ID:Yc4xjiHR

I'm worried about the decreasing quality of /prog trolls.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 9:41 ID:JEXlfLui

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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 12:44 ID:Yc4xjiHR



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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 13:33 ID:X5Y+m+4/

>>5
Shutup ignoramus toy python.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 13:38 ID:Heaven

POST THE BEST TOY LANGUAGE'S GO

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 15:02 ID:Yc4xjiHR


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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 15:03 ID:Yc4xjiHR

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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 15:03 ID:Yc4xjiHR

Double fail, I retire

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 15:55 ID:709DQp/x

>>7
BBCODE

In b4 flames.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 16:06 ID:Heaven

>>1
holy hell did you list perl with python and ruby?  the internet runs on perl.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 16:07 ID:Heaven

>>12
holy hell did you get trolled? the 4chan runs on trolls.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 20:03 ID:Yc4xjiHR

>>12
The Internet runs on PHP.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 21:21 ID:8/iwgSQ9

The internet runs on rainbows, you dumb shits.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 21:30 ID:q7BToWvv


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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 22:37 ID:tVwDOjkE

Except that expert programmers don't waste their time coding small tools or testing algorithms or whatever in C/C++/ASM, when it could be done in a scripting language in half the time

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 22:37 ID:Heaven

I forgot my sage.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 22:59 ID:P4Z0Kz1G

Age

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 7:52 ID:RSwpJzld

Did someone say toys?

lolcode, especially  http://drago.cc/lol/lol.pl
bc, modified with libffi
dc, modified with libffi
Kernighan HOC
Kernighan AWK
Various tiny lisps and schemes like xlisp,
   http://www.joeganley.com/code/jslisp.html,
   mechanus lisp (2 pages),
   etc.
Various tiny Forths like owl, mouse.
tinycc is not a toy, but I abuse it like one.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 10:36

FOLLOW THE NEW GNAA TWITTER AT http://wereproxy.com

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:24

<-- check em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 4:33

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 15:04

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 19:45

Don't change these.
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