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3D 4chan client

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 16:32 ID:WI8dEVA7

Hey I was thinking about a 4chan client in 3d. 

Please critisise this idea so that I dont try to implement it. 
Also if anyone would like to help code this you'd be much obliged.

First you decide which boards you want displayed, as an example /a/ /v/ and /prog/.
These three boards would be oriented on the insade of a cylinder, at evenly spaced angular distance.
Threads would taper down underneath boards.
Obviously threads would be favorited like the firefox extension, gaining priority(towards the top of the cylinder)

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 16:37 ID:Heaven

What's the point?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 16:40 ID:Heaven

would this thing be updated in realtime?
if not then it sucks, don't do it.
if it is watching /b/ will be fun. do it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 16:56 ID:WI8dEVA7

>>2
point is so that you could watch/post in multiple threads without having to noko/reload all the time.

Say ur posting in one thread, whilst someone replies to you in another. This thing would help you keep track of that.

It would also help you find a thread you previously lost due to whatever reason.

In the very least, you could set it as a screensaver or something. I might do a mockup of it later in rhino3d.

>>3

Yeah it would be cool if it updated, kinda like this:
http://www.shwup.com/en/index.jsp
^ requires java web start

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 17:10 ID:SrsyNhRM

Can you "crapflood every thread I see"?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 17:17 ID:WI8dEVA7

>>5
Only mods will be allowed to do crapfloods.
sequential posts and directory dumps would be allowed.
But those features would have to come later of course.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 17:57 ID:zOLfl/if

doesn't seem too complicated...

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 18:03 ID:SrsyNhRM

A feature I've been wanting for a Firefox extension is the ability to store epic copypastas. When I see an epic copypasta, I select it, right click, and choose "Store epic copypasta". Then when I need to repost it, I type the first few words, I get a suggestion to paste my previously-stored epic copypasta, where I can click to restore.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 22:42 ID:Jb0fdllj

Only mods will be allowed to do crapfloods.
sequential posts and directory dumps would be allowed.
What's the difference?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 22:50 ID:vX6zLPPg

OH EXPLOITABLE

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 22:55 ID:Heaven

you should make it scriptable. with quantum brainfuck or something.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 7:49 ID:0yJc92dw

>>9
oh by crapfloods i thought you meant where ppl post the same image in every thread of a board.

directory dumps just dumps each image in a dir with a message.
sequntial posts you can script your posts in advance. (so good for  lazy combos)

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 13:51 ID:iYtjV3si

someone should program /b/ Tv. every 2 seconds it shows a random post from the front page. DO IT

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 13:59 ID:0yJc92dw

Just a thought, maybe a 4chan API like alot of the other sites have?
that way alot of the traffic could be cut down.
And if anyone else wanted to make other 4chan tools it would make things abit easier. 

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 14:06 ID:AYh2qKMF

/b/Collage?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 18:42 ID:NDw5oSYT

>>13
that'd be boring... what's better is, if it displayed the newest posted image as soon as it was posted, using something like vidwhacker for layering effects

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 18:51 ID:qfIn5UgI

>>14
that way alot of the traffic could be cut down.
It would result in much more traffic.

Also, it wouldn't happen. Why do you think that 4chan doesn't allow search engine crawlers?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 21:18 ID:NDw5oSYT

>>17
Because the content changes so frequently that anything found by a search engine would likely already be gone from the site?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 22:42 ID:I9N57VA1

>>14
Just implement RSS feeds, like 7chan has

>>17
Actually if it's protected from bots that will rape the bandwidth (throttling, etc), you don't need the HTML/CSS overhead, just the data

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-02 8:02 ID:oboDiVi6

>>17
Why would it result in much more traffic?

Calls to the API would only be allowed using API keys.
And there would be limits as to how many calls could be made.

Rather than having to download a html page, you could instead just have an XML source. 

>>19
Good point, do you think I should just parse all the 4chan threads offsite, or are you suggesting I actually work on the actual 4chan source?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 14:12 ID:9VlTA4Su

k, now make it plox

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-25 15:39

still waiting

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-25 15:46

>>22
Oh you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-25 16:01

>>22
>>23
Stop bumping two-year-old threads!

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-25 16:19

>>24,22
Lol'd.

Also,
>>20
XML

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-25 16:32

>>25
I made this a few days ago. Do you think it will suffice in a harsh ENTERPRISE environment?

<page url="http://cgi.4chan.org/t/imgboard.html">
<thread id="328215">
<created>
2009-08-03 02:03:00
</created>
<hidden images="0" posts="82"/>
<posts count="2">
<post id="328215">
<poster>
Anonymous
</poster>
<subject>
/t/ IS NOT FOR REQUESTS
</subject>
<date>
2009-08-03 02:03:00
</date>
<image>
http://cgi.4chan.org/t/src/1249279434054.jpg
</image>
<comment xml:space="preserve">/t/ IS NOT FOR REQUESTS

WE HAVE A BOARD FOR IT AND ITS CALLED REQUEST</comment>
</post>
<post id="328217">
<poster>
Anonymous
</poster>
<subject/>
<date>
2009-08-03 02:04:00
</date>
<image>
http://cgi.4chan.org/t/src/1249279493042.gif
</image>
<comment xml:space="preserve">Keep your relevant torrents in a single thread instead or it will be considered spam.
If you are adding new content, add to your original thread until it reaches its limit.</comment>
</post>
</posts>
</thread>
...
</page>

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-25 16:38

/t/ has to be one of the most useless boards ever

also:

http://cgi.4chan.org/t/res/365177.html

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-25 16:40

>>27
That might be pretty funny but not as funny as a judge judy rape video would be

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-25 16:49

>>27
It is.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-25 22:52

>>15

/b/Collage would be awesome, if fukken scary.

MAKE IT SO, /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-25 23:01

>>30
/b/Collage would be awesome, if fukken scary.
If you're twelve, maybe.

Name: Judy Sheindlin 2009-11-26 7:25

>>28
Baloney!

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 7:42

>>28
>He still watches Judge Judy

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 8:37

>>33
Judge Judy is the only thing worthwhile to come out of the USA in the past 20 years. Prove me wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 9:06

>>34
ONE WORD: /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 12:13

>>35
( ≖‿≖)

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 12:39

>>35
/prog/ - US finest export or international collaboration?
You decide:

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 12:41

>>37
where's the premium rate number I have to call?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 13:10

>>37
/prog/ - European Expert Programmers and some filthy American trolls

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 13:23

>>39
Yeah? If they're so expert how come they didn't clone 2ch style textboards in English first?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 13:24

>>39
/prog/ - European Expert Programmer and some filthy American trolls
FTFY

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 13:29

>>41
FITIFFI

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 15:42

>>42

Did you mean: FIT LIFE ?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 1:40

>>41
Upmodded for Xarn.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 5:58

How about Hypertext Vector FidoNet?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 20:19

ITT we take up X3D.

Name: cheap ugg boots 2010-08-07 3:08

Upmodded for Xarn.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-07 3:51

Assuming you aren't intending to make a legacy desktop application- or using the deprecated Adobe Flash technology, read on.

The 3D aspect is mostly possible with todays technology (I say mostly because IE does not and won't support canvas, and you sure as hell aren't having "threads" drawn and projected onto a cylinder in real time with excanvas). As far as the pubsub aspect of it goes (real time updating of thread information)- this isn't possible (You can't use long polling or similar technologies because every poll will essentially return immediately on something as highly trafficked as 4chan.) Although it would be possible with persistent connections- no browsers (or web servers for that matter) support web sockets; and even if they did there is no way anyone except a huge profitable corporation could sustain having every client opening a new connection every second for essentially nothing.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-07 4:31

>>45
Please stop resurecting dogs.
>>48
>no browsers (or web servers for that matter) support web sockets
back to your 2009.
>huge profitable corporation (like 4chan) could sustain having every client opening a new connection every second just for grabbing dick.
ftfy

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-07 5:01

>>49
huge profitable corporation (like 4chan)
IHBT

Name: berlinbernd 2010-08-12 19:51

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-12 20:32

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Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 0:17

>>52
If you say Xarn 266 times in front of a mirror, he will appear behind you and hax your anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 0:40

>>53
You really didn't need to use a spoiler, it was so obvious.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 2:16

Xarn is a bit full of himself. Also, he's a socialist and thinks that socialism is infallible. Despite that, he's an intelligent individual, and I respect his views, even though I don't agree with them.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 4:00

>>55
Also, he's a socialist and thinks that socialism is infallible.
I don't think you've ever talked to Xarn about politics.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 4:02

>>56
>>55 has probably only read Xarn's blog.
Half of the stuff on Xarn's blog is just trolling.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 4:44

>>56
You're right. I haven't spoken to him personally about it. He is a member of the sp.a which is a socialist political party.

>>57
Is also right, and IHBT, yet entertained by his blog immensely.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 8:40

Xarn is a megalomaniac and homosexual and also doesn't update his blog frequently enough.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 10:06

Where's Erika, Xarn? Do you fuck her regularly?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 10:07

Xarn is a douch, i hope he dies.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 15:46

3D is a good idea, but just slapping the boards on a cylinder is dumb.  It's gratuitous because it doesn't convey any more information than just having the boards next to each other on a flat 2D screen.

Instead, have each direction provide some meaning.

For example, have the name of the board /a/, /b/, ... be the Z direction, so you effectively have a bunch of layers to move through.  Have the Y direction be the popularity of the thread, so the most popular threads rise to the top.  Have each thread's replies expand out to the right (the X direction).

That would be a decent use of 3D.

If you can do the code to generate the real-time information, I can do the 3D in an hour.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 15:56

Why did Taro leave us (;д;)

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 17:18

>>61
*douche

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 17:25

>>64
* deutsch

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 19:42

>>65
* belgian

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 21:21

>>66
* finn

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