4chan level programmer

I'm a 4chan level programmer. I don't talk with you chumps in the programming club, I don't read your "software developer magazine" with languages I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to learn Java all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the latest open source compilers you haven't even heard of, and GNU manuals from the FSF being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "Java for Dummies" on languageofthedecade.net, I'm waiting for emacs to load and reading fucking SICP.

You keep wearing your binary joke t-shirt and shit, socializing with your idiotic friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the EXPERT PROGRAMMER had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

I'm a 4chan level troll. I don't talk normally with you chumps in /prog/, I don't need to "program" with languages I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a board full of fat smelly people to discuss functional programming all over again. I've got fuckin' archives of posts you didn't even know were trolling, and trophies from said posts being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go make your "one line factorial", I'm downloading USENET archives and trolling the fucking board.

You keep wearing your tripcode and shit, socializing with your weeaboo tripfags. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of trolling had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

You keep wearing your binary joke t-shirt and shit, socializing with your idiotic friends.
I got angry when I read this, as it described at least 70% of my computer science course at university. Fucking dicks, they used to annoy the shit out of me with their stupid unfunny nerd cliques.

Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right?
A: 1

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who do not

My other 0 is an 1

my binary joke t-shirt is funny because all the asskey weenies can't read it.
ebcdic ftw

fail

>>5
my binary joke t-shirt is funny because all the asskey weenies can't read it.
No it isn't.

>>4
>>5

Same person. Same fail.

>>8
Not same person. I'm >>4 and I was trolling. >>5 is stupid or a troll, but not me.

>>1
Same sort of fool cunts that find Dilbert funny.

>>10
Same sort of self-important faggot that thinks anyone cares about their opinion.

>>1
not an EXPERT PROGRAMMER

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>>13
01010011011010000111010101110100001000000111010001101000011001010010000001100110011101010110001101101011001000000111010101110000001011000010000001100110011000010110011101100111011011110111010000101110

One word, the binary representation of data, thread over.

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