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HEY /PROG/ GO FUCK YOURSELVES

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 16:43 ID:nhxBGRbs

You heard me,

Go fuck yourself, the world doesn't you or your bs "HACKERS ON STEROIDS" Programing, You and your shit are nothing to what a real PROGRAMMER will know.

Fucking say to every person, go read "xxx" where "xxx" is when you insert some absurd insult.

Or how about you thinking you're so mighty hackers on steroids b ut can't even use correct Grammar or English skills!

So, final advice: GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 16:47 ID:rH/cpNsg

You didn't anger an expert programmer. Troll harder.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 16:50 ID:KfWC92W8

HEY GNU GO FUCK YOURSELVES

You heard me,

Go fuck yourself, the world doesn't you or your bs "FREE AS IN SPEECH" Programing, You and your shit are nothing to what a proprietary PROGRAMMER will know.

Fucking say to every person, compile "lib-xxx" where "lib-xxx" is when you insert some absurd library name.

Or how about you thinking you're so mighty bastions of open source b ut can't even use correct curly bracket or parenthesis skills!

So, final advice: GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 16:53 ID:Heaven

HEY PYTHON GO FUCK YOURSELVES

You heard me,

Go fuck yourself, the world doesn't you or your bs "PROGRAMMER ERRORT OVER COMPUTER EFFORT" Programing, You and your shit are nothing to what a ruby PROGRAMMER will know.

Fucking say to every person, import "xxx" where "xxx" is when you insert some absurd module.

Or how about you thinking you're so mighty tab-key users b ut can't even use correct indentation skills!

So, final advice: GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 16:56 ID:Heaven

HEY REDDIT GO FUCK YOURSELVES

You heard me,

Go fuck yourself, the world doesn't you or your bs "SMUG LISP WEENIE" Programing, You and your shit are nothing to what a Haskell PROGRAMMER will know.

Fucking say to every person, just read "xxx" where "xxx" is when you insert some Paul Graham book.

Or how about you thinking you're so mighty CL hackers b ut can't even use correct password hashing skills!

So, final advice: GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 17:35 ID:XjmcaeNj

obviously you haven't read how to design programs LOL!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 17:38 ID:r6Titcke

HEY DIGG GO FUCK YOURSELVES

You heard me,

Go fuck yourself, the world doesn't you or your bs "TOP 1000 FREE PROGRAMMING EBOOKS [AWESOME[ (PHP)" Programing, You and your shit are nothing to what a real PROGRAMMER will know.

Fucking say to every person, go digg "xxx" where "xxx" is when you insert some absurd link.

Or how about you thinking you're so mighty after finishing reading a whole top 10 ilst b ut can't even use correct Grammar or English skills!

So, final advice: GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 18:22 ID:Sh1h3mTS

You heard me,

Go fuck me, I need you and your bs "HACKERS ON STEROIDS" Programing, You and your shit are everything to what a real PROGRAMMERS will know.

Fucking say to every person, go read "xxx" where "xxx"is[del] when you insert some absurd insult[/del] PORN.

you're so mighty hackers on steroids, use correct Grammar and English skills!

So, final advice: GO FUCK ME.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 18:24 ID:Sh1h3mTS

>>8

TROLL HARDER

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 22:38 ID:uub7o6Ob

>>1

Oh noes!  The world doesn't me!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-30 6:55 ID:k2duxvWm

You're all worthless. Thanks for the help. I've made more progress on my own. This is why I left forums in the first place, is because of 30-40+ yr old assholes that think it's funny to be fucking deuchbags. Nice guys nice. I hope I see you assholes bleeding on the street and when you say, Help me! I'll piss on your fucking face, and then shit in your mouth and watch you choke to death. Fuck you

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-30 13:32 ID:Heaven

I'll piss on your fucking face, and then shit in your mouth and watch you choke to death
gb2 /d

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 16:57

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Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 20:02

More of this.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 20:35

>>11
What a nice fellow.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 20:40

>>15
I rather think he forgot his medication today.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 20:43

go read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 21:30

HEY SEPPLES PROGRAMMERS GO FUCK YOURSELVES

You heard me,

Go fuck yourself, the world doesn't you or your bs "OBJECT ORIENTED" Programing, You and your shit are nothing to what a real PROGRAMMER will know.

Fucking say to every person, go read "xxx" where "xxx" is when you insert some absurd insult.

Or how about you thinking you're so mighty Bjarne on steroids b ut can't even use correct Grammar or English skills!

So, final advice: GO READ "The C++ Programming Language" by Bjarne Stroustrup

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 22:22

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Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 22:26

Name: FUCKING SAGETANK REPORT IN! 2010-10-19 22:28

LOOK AT ME GUYS I CAN SAGE WITHOUT A COMMENT! AM I KEWL YET!?

INB4 SOME BBCODE EXPERT SAGES WITHOUT EVEN A GODDAMN NAME!

Name: 2010-10-19 23:35

>>21
Could you be a little more obnoxious please?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 0:04

>>22
okay

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 0:12

sage

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 2:15

>>21
butthurt``faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 0:02

and cr0,01
xor eax,eax
mov fs:[00000000],eax
div eax

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 0:05

>>16
That post was made over three years ago.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 0:11

>>26
You're leaving protected mode? =c

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 0:23

>>28
He's probably disabling the exception handler (win32 specific) and then causing a divide by zero exception. The first instruction should enable protected mode (if not already enabled) and disable a lot of other features (it will set cr0 to 1). If this is ran in ring0 (protected mode), it will cause interrupt 0 to be called, which (assuming win32, given that he makes use of fs:[0]) will try to call the exception handler which doesn't exist, so it will likely result in a bugcheck (BSOD). If ran in ring3 (protected mode), the first instruction should cause an exception in itself since it's a priviledged instruction (the exception being caused by the ring0 trap code being called which then calls the generic exception handler in ring0, which then thunks back to the one in ring3 - KiUserExceptionDispatcher, which then calls VEH and SEH handlers as documented). Oh, also and cr0,1 is not really a valid x86 instruction by itself, however it's easily accomplished by simpler x86 instructions, like:

0F20C0          MOV EAX,CR0
83E0 01         AND EAX,1
0F22C0          MOV CR0,EAX  

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 5:09

>>29
Insightful Anonymous :o

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-05 22:51

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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-19 15:24

>>33
Nice dubs, bro!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-19 15:27

>>32
thanks, my nigga

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-20 13:09

>>5
lol its funny because five years ago reddit was like slashdot

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