PHP is awesome

This is how you create a anonymous function in PHP:

$newfunc = create_function('$a,$b', 'return "ln($a) + ln($b) = " . log($a * $b);');

>>58
My spell checker is fine, but do go back to your hooked on fonics. I am not sure which dictionary you'd expect me to check -- any that publish only misspellings is certainly incorrect and, I would, hope unrepresentative (I happen to know, in this case from experience.) Perhaps if you'd read more you'd have found literate Americans using the old form. Are they wrong to do this because they're American or are they merely discounted for being literate?

>>59
So far you've yet to indicate any reason behind your objections.
Oh you wanted real, defensible reasons? I don't care to argue it, but if you want examples there are a ton of them at http://php.net/ -- not to mention reams of data supporting the notion that PHP programmers are the worst kind.