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Fictional Programming

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 12:42 ID:tFd3hz10

What's a good language for fictional programming? I've heard a lot about it but don't know where to start.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 12:42 ID:Heaven

Haskell. Learn to troll.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 12:55 ID:ABI8AQbd

Start with Scheme, move to Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 12:57 ID:Heaven

>>3
Scheme is not purely fictional.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 12:57 ID:86X2qv8J

BBCode

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 13:26 ID:sajyh/mU

I heard that TADS is a pretty good fictional programming language. There's also Inform if TADS doesn't work for you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 13:43 ID:qZER0T+2

Plankalkül

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 13:53 ID:boWt1HQG

Inform 7.

http://www.inform-fiction.org/I7/Inform%207.html

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 14:04 ID:Heaven

Arc.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 14:08 ID:oA/I1Liv

>>9
you dont understand sage

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 14:11 ID:Heaven

>>9
Holy crap. Thread over, for real.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 14:42 ID:Heaven

>>11
you dont understand Python

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 14:56 ID:Heaven

>>12
What is there to understand?
It's all forced indentation of the code.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 15:49 ID:ea2Iqe1K

LOLcode.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 16:02 ID:Heaven

>>14
Not fictional at all. I've seen source code for a LOLcode interpreter.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 16:05 ID:ci3qg2Bk

Perl 6

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 17:41 ID:abHWQbAf

OCaml and Haskell are good Functional programming languages to dabble with. Although I recommend OCaml first, since Haskell is a little complicated if you have no prior programming knowledge.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 17:45 ID:UIrjpHa6

>>17
Posting in the wrong thread?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 17:59 ID:abHWQbAf

>>18
I think OP made a typo in the thread title. It should read ``Functional'' not ``Fictional.'' Easy misconception.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 20:21 ID:tFd3hz10

>>19
OP here, what the hell is functional?

>>7
Interesting. I'll give this a try. (Btw, awesome ID.)

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 21:06 ID:7VR/0fQ+

>>19
I agree that it's easy to confuse them. They are very similar:
Functional programming languages - programs doesn't do anything (no side effects)
Fictional programming languages - programs doesn't do anything (no compiler/interpretor)

Obviously, fictional programming languages are the easiest to fix - just write a compiler/interpretor. With functional programming languages you're just fucked.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 7:32 ID:E2DBYAoi

>>15
Well, yeah, I know. But the implementations aren't complete, as of yet.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 12:30 ID:3O0lPKOc

>>21
Are you saying that functional programming is like yaoi?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 13:03 ID:4rwx8yRx

>>23
I hereby announce the release of a new list dialect: Yaoi Lisp.
car and cdr are replaced by give and receive.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 13:04 ID:4rwx8yRx

>>22
Oh shit. Nice ID.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 13:15 ID:Heaven

>>24
What would cdaddar be, then?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 13:38 ID:Heaven

in-out in-out

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 18:53 ID:vYVMKkQq

Sussman wouldn't approve

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-30 8:08 ID:xVnulrr6

>>28
Sussman could hack out 8 billion lines of code in 9 different languages simultanouesly, by holding down C-x o (cycle through 9 differrent emacs buffers at full speed) in 2 mins! While at the same time trolling lusers on IRC via speech recognition

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-30 13:57 ID:xrhPVLCW

>>29
vis HIS speech recognition program
Fixed

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 5:28

Lisp

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-13 12:09

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:28

Back to /b/, ``GNAA Faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:32

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Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:36

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-24 8:07

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