quine

Only in perl, could one create such beauty.


s zzs vvxv
and s ZVZchr 122Zie
and s ZVZchr 122Zie
and s ZVZchr 122Zie
and s SxSlcfirstSe
and s YZZxZYvvxvYi and print
z
and s ZVZchr 122Zie
and s ZVZchr 122Zie
and s ZVZchr 122Zie
and s SxSlcfirstSe
and s YZZxZYvvxvYi and print

http://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.fwp/2006/09/msg3947.html

That really is gorgeous :D

i am going to terrify my co-workers with that, on monday.

we do python.

but i am, and always have been, a perl whore. they will fear.

they will fear greatly.

to be honest though,  brainfuck does a better job at exasperating programmers.

i.e.:

>>+++++++>>++>>++++>>+++++++>>+>>++++>>+>>+++>>+>>+++++>>+>>++>>+>>++++++>>++>>++++>>+++++++>>+>>+++++>>++>>+>>+>>++++>>+++++++>>+>>+++++>>+>>+>>+>>++++>>+++++++>>+>>+++++>>++++++++++++++>>+>>+>>++++>>+++++++>>+>>+++++>>++>>+>>+>>++++>>+++++++>>+>>+++++>>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++>>+>>+>>++++>>+++++++>>+>>+++++>>++>>+>>+>>+++++>>+>>++++++>>+>>++>>+>>++++++>>+>>++>>+>>++++++>>+>>++>>+>>++++++>>+>>++>>+>>++++++>>+>>++>>+>>++++++>>+>>++>>+>>++++++>>++>>++++>>+++++++>>+>>+++++>>+++++++>>+>>+++++>>+>>+>>+>>++++>>+>>++>>+>>++++++>>+>>+++++>>+++++++>>+>>++++>>+>>+>>++>>+++++>>+>>+++>>+>>++++>>+>>++>>+>>++++++>>+>>+++++>>+++++++++++++++++++>>++>>++>>+++>>++>>+>>++>>++++>>+++++++>>++>>+++++>>++++++++++>>+>>++>>++++>>+>>++>>+>>++++++>>++++++>>+>>+>>+++++>>+>>++++++>>++>>+++++>>+++++++>>++>>++++>>+>>++++++[<<]>>[>++++++[-<<++++++++++>>]<<++..------------------->[-<.>>+<]>[-<+>]>]<<[-[-[-[-[-[-[>++>]<+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++>]<++>]<++++++++++++++>]<+>]<++>]<<[->.<]<<]

$ perl 0.pl|perl|perl|perl|perl|perl|perl|perl|perl|perl|perl|perl|perl|perl|perl|perl|perl

It's fun

PHP quine:


echo lol>quine.php
php quine.php
lol

>>6
how is that a quine

>>7
learn what a quine is noob

>>6
I can't believe that works.

>>6
<?php echo file_get_contents(__FILE__); ?>

ASCII quine:

$ echo lol >quine.txt
$ cat quine.txt
lol

>>11
thats not a quine

>>10
that doesn't count

touch quine.py

>>14
doesn't count

>>12
>>13
>>15
Same person.

BBCode Quine:

THIS IS IT LOL

[code]bbcode quine\\[code]

[code]bbcode quine\\[code]

>>18
>>19
HAH!

[code]bbcode quine\\[/code]

[code]bbcode quine\[/code]

bbcode quine

[code]If the output of a bbcode program is what appears in the forum post and the source is what I am typing now, this is a bbcode quine.[/code]

[code]If the output of a bbcode program is what appears in the forum post and the source is what I am typing now, this is a bbcode quine.[/code]

If the output of a bbcode program is what appears in the forum post and the source is what I am typing now, this is a bbcode quine.

>>26
FAIL

^{quinequinequinequinequinequinequinequinequinequinequinequinequinequinequinequinequinequinequinequinequinequinequinequinequinequinequinequinequinequine}

>>27
I blame the guy that wrote it

>>29
I blame you for being a faggot

>>30
OMG HOW CAN U BE SO RUDE, IM WELL PISEED FO

>>29
:x oh how easily you see through my *ahem* clever ruse

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