Easy first-time languages

Okay, I'm completely new to programming. Java's giving me headaches since I've never done OOP before.

I'm trying to be a true hacker on steroids, can you help me /prog/?

I tried asking this in /g/ but I'm still indecisive.

>>80
IDLE, right? Well, a decent IDE isn't one that fucks with my indentation, or any of my code, for that matter. IDEs in general suck anyways, since all of their functionality can be replicated with vim/emacs scripts.

Anyways, go read PEP 8, fags:
"Use 4 spaces per indentation level."
"The most popular way of indenting Python is with spaces only.  The second-most popular way is with tabs only. Code indented with a mixture of tabs and spaces should be converted to using spaces exclusively."
http://www.python.org/dev/peps/pep-0008/