Easy first-time languages

Okay, I'm completely new to programming. Java's giving me headaches since I've never done OOP before.

I'm trying to be a true hacker on steroids, can you help me /prog/?

I tried asking this in /g/ but I'm still indecisive.

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Technically, begin and end should be in point a.
So there's only three things you don't like about Pascal, which isn't so bad.