Easy first-time languages

Okay, I'm completely new to programming. Java's giving me headaches since I've never done OOP before.

I'm trying to be a true hacker on steroids, can you help me /prog/?

I tried asking this in /g/ but I'm still indecisive.

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OP here.

I don't work in html very often but I have enough experience from high school. Anyway, thanks for the eloquent java link. Will this seriously help me take down sites?