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it's over

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-22 13:19 ID:9FphGOy5

http://www.php.net/usage.php

it's over. perl is finished

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-22 13:34 ID:6iC+njkZ

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-22 13:49 ID:6js2w2dp

Spoiler: PHP is the most popular.

Oh god. /b/tards develop PHP.

No wonder it's shit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-22 13:53 ID:qyISqedB

Only because a lot of shit doesn't work right with mod_perl. Which in turn is likely because a lot of servers don't have mod_perl -- and the developers probably don't either, so they don't care.

It all comes down to the same reason why, despite the fact that MSIE is also shit, it's still the most popular browser... because it's already installed.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-22 16:31 ID:9FphGOy5

yeah, because it got preinstalled on my computer. fucktard.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-22 16:58 ID:6js2w2dp

>>5
PHP comes preinstalled on your computer?
OK.
1.) What the christ. Then again, Python 2.4 did come pre-installed on my mother's brand new machine.
2.) Why are you buying a pre-built computer? EXPERT PROGRAMMERS always custom build. You need to rig your own shit if you want a LEAN, MEAN, COMPILIN' MACHINE.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-22 17:00 ID:rfeUyQZK

>>6
PHP came preinstalled on my computer. So did Python, Ruby and Perl. Yeah, and fucking Apache.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-22 17:11 ID:eDJuDwA3

>>6

1.) Really?? How?????????//

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-22 18:37 ID:9FphGOy5

>>6
that was sarcasm you sack of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-22 18:45 ID:6js2w2dp

>>9
I've been sacking shit since before you were born.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-22 20:57 ID:xjdSz8W+

Notice how the IPs don't increase but the sites increase. Not that useful eh.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-22 21:09 ID:keRwJbsK

Scanning for Server: and X-Powered-By: headers isn't reliable anyway

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-22 21:56 ID:m+UbgkHj

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-23 2:39 ID:Heaven

>>6
VROOM VROOM

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-23 4:20 ID:X7aTnlwJ

PHP hasn't increased since Python got popular.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-23 5:30 ID:up+ryUNu

>>15
Yeah, and Python dropped like a rock LOL
http://www.tiobe.com/tpci.htm

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-23 6:36 ID:X7aTnlwJ

>>16
That's even less reliable than checking for X-Powered-By on domains.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-23 8:03 ID:ByRX7sAV

Ruby FTW!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-23 8:20 ID:Heaven

>>16
Wow, look at those up arrows. I think I'll rewrite everything in Lua and Transact-SQL.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-23 8:32 ID:nfOCz9i4

>>16
Server: Apache/1.3.27 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.8.12 OpenSSL/0.9.6h PHP/4.4.2

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-23 8:44 ID:b/9awyMW

Observe that the TIOBE index is not about the best programming language or the language in which most lines of code have been written.

Java won't be loosing any ground on that listing.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-23 8:46 ID:A4dy+rp+

>>19
Lua is fast, but it's standard library is a little lacking. It doesn't even have sockets functionality, and if you want to use it in a CGI environment, you have to install some third party modules. Don't get me wrong, CGILua is awesome, but it's a pain in the arse having to set up and config extra fucking modules.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-23 9:29 ID:Bb5R68ws

Luna is hot

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-23 9:56 ID:Heaven

Yes, shit tends to win popularity contests among flies. No, I'm not about to dig into any of that, thank you very much.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-23 10:35 ID:Heaven

>>23
Thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-23 21:23 ID:up+ryUNu

Lisp/Scheme is on the downward trend as well...

Goodbye SICP?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-23 22:18 ID:bw0nUEWI

The Society of Invasive Cardovascular Professionals

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-23 22:26 ID:Heaven

Everyone hates delphi :(

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-24 5:29 ID:gMnB44Mg

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Name: Anonymous 2007-08-24 8:02 ID:3cY9A5cQ

Lua is actually a pretty good, respectable "multi-paradigm" dynamic language. Its good things include being clean, dictionary-based and having the forced specification of the tail call optimization. Its bad things include shitty string<=>int conversion (like Perl and PHP, unlike Python and Ruby) and crappy non-standard regular expressions.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-24 8:03 ID:Ors3WDgx

Python is actually a pretty good, respectable "multi-paradigm" dynamic language. Its good things include being clean, dictionary-based and having the forced indentation of the code. Its bad things include shitty string<=>int conversion (like Perl and PHP, unlike Scheme and Ruby) and crappy non-standard regular expressions.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-24 8:05 ID:3cY9A5cQ

>>31
Python doesn't do any shitty string<=>int "web designer" conversion, it kills you with fire if you attempt do 1+'1'. It also has pretty standard PCRE, if only lacking recursion and some obscure feature (found in libpcre and Perl).

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-24 8:07 ID:XH3u5fBJ

Haskell is actually a pretty good, respectable ``single-paradigm'' static language. Its good things include being clean, ABSTRACT BULLSHITE based and having the forced referential transparency. Its bad things include crappy non-standard regular expressions.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-24 10:24 ID:4xEkWJd5

Haskell's bad things include the inability to make real program because I/O is a necessary part of useful programs.

PCRE is a shitty RE

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-24 12:14 ID:s/Pi6F0y

/bin/sh is the cgi language of the future

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-24 12:20 ID:xVgi073X

>>35
Show me.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-24 13:06 ID:7OqQckEt

>>36

#!/bin/sh
printf "Content-Type: text/plain\r\n\r\n"
printf "Omae monaa~\n"
exit 0

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-24 13:31 ID:Ors3WDgx

>>35
True story: I've written Enterprise-grade applications in shell script... then I switched to Haskell because I wanted easy database support.  All this for a major company during an internship... I wonder if they will ever be able to modify the code...

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-24 13:43 ID:xVgi073X

>>37
/bin/sh is fine too

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