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Best ID contest

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-20 2:21 ID:dTJ61zl0

BEST ID CONTEST GO!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 6:24 ID:xLVFP4B5

cocks

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 7:12 ID:0s4xLR2D

>>192-san is rude!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 7:24 ID:BTR7Gmbl

[b][i][u][o]

I agree. C++ is my "primary language" re job experience, but I find it more of a headache these days that not. If I could choose, I would always pick Python first, as it makes life so easy. I have just learned some Java and also like what I see there. This whole notion of "being a badass" because you can code in C++ is absurd. Most applications do not need to be in control of the OS and memory these days. It's just a whip that gets in the way of solving your problem. A programmer can move so much faster in an interpreted language (no build step) that it's painful to crawl back into C++ mode once you've experienced the Joy of Python.

Hell, I would even choose Perl over C++ in most cases (that's hard for me to say).

[o][u][i][b]

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 8:23 ID:mmqIPH0U

195 GET

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 8:33 ID:VRhLqpQD

Over C++, I would choose Python, Lua, JavaScript, PHP, Perl, Ruby, and probably I'd even become a microfag and do VB.NET (the one with lambdas) or C#.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 8:35 ID:VRhLqpQD

>>196
Forgot to say, I'd also choose plain C, and C++--. The only languages I wouldn't choose over C++ are Bash, Windows batch, assembly, Brainfuck, Befunge, SBN, and maybe, just maybe, Java.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 5:13 ID:DGTN7tCF

OKAY

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 5:28 ID:HN+SajN6

hgf

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 6:05 ID:uXEnflWP

200 GET

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 6:27 ID:DmF0UMoi

>>200
You may have 200GET, but my ID is better than yours.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 7:27 ID:G6DWzF85

Doing the Lambeth walk - oi!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 7:49 ID:nxq66hY/

Test

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 7:54 ID:mK86wDYn

Battletoads.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 8:24 ID:DNQC0L/J

205 GET

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 8:42 ID:WSgM0RN/

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 9:36 ID:v6Lu6Iai

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 9:37 ID:DmF0UMoi

>>206
Unicode hacker

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 10:34 ID:Heaven

­

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 10:35 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 10:35 ID:Heaven

 

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 11:32 ID:mdQa7hGz


'---idle mode
'--- this is used when the program wants to exit
'--- it will normally just serve a BSOD page
enum idleReason
 initProblems '-problems during initialization
  logUnwritable, badConfiguration
 runtimeProblems=256 '-problems during normal operation
 end enum
sub idle(reason as integer)
 do while (FCGI_Accept() >= 0)
 print "Context-type: text/html"+newline+newline
 print "<html> <head><title>Halted</title></head>"
 print " <body>"
 print "  <h1>Halted</h1>"
 print "  <p>The program serving your request has ";
 if reason>runtimeProblems then
  print "encountered a really bad problem.   It's halted, since it might go haywire and hurt something.";
  else
  print "not been able to start up properly.";
  end if
 print "  </p>"
 print "  <p>Because of this, nothing more can happen until the administrator fixes the problem.  This problem is a backend issue and is not related to you o
r anything you did.</p>"
 print "  <p>This is hopefully a temporary issue and should be fixed shortly.  We apologize for any inconvenience.  Please come back later.</p>"
 print "  <hr /> <center><p><i>This message was generated on ";date$;" ";time$;".</i></p></center>"
 print " </body>"
 print "</html>"
 loop
end sub

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 11:44 ID:WSgM0RN/

>>208
Fale.

>>212
Nice solution to the halting problem -- mine in Haskell is two lines though.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 11:46 ID:l4VSQm9N

>>212
What faggotry is this!?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 12:39 ID:DmF0UMoi

>>212
Faggot, gb2/microshaft

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 12:47 ID:Heaven


                             __
               ---_ ...... _/_ -
              /  .      ./ .'*\ \
              : '         /__-'   \.
             /                      )
           _/                  >   .'
        /   .   .       _.-" /  .'
         \           __/"     /.'/|
          \ '--  .-" /      //' |\|    //`'''`'',
            \|..\ |/Oo.   //_ _ |/|   // PYTHON `.,
           .'    \:____.,/|_ _ _|\|  //',,,.'``.,,.'
         / _____  \___/.' | _ _ |/| //
         | / ||  \\---\|  \ _ _ \\\//
         ||  ||   \\  ||   \ _ _ \|\
         co  co    co co

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 13:41 ID:8uq27+Hd

217 GET

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 22:55 ID:zx++KHsW

butts

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-02 4:56 ID:PFEOGi9T

every fucking day

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-02 5:14 ID:BQ6aGqBB

>>219
If you blur your eyes, it kind of looks like FAGGOT.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-02 5:20 ID:nyLXeX2N

[code]                       __
               ---_ ...... _/_ -
              /  .      ./ .'*\ \
              : '         /__-'   \.
             /                      )
           _/                  >   .'
        /   .   .       _.-" /  .'
         \           __/"     /.'/|
          \ '--  .-" /      //' |\|    //`'''`'',
            \|..\ |/Oo.   //_ _ |/|   // PYTHON `.,
           .'    \:____.,/|_ _ _|\|  //',,,.'``.,,.'
         / _____  \___/.' | _ _ |/| //
         | / ||  \\---\|  \ _ _ \\\//
         ||  ||   \\  ||   \ _ _ \|\[/code]
         co  co    co co

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-02 8:01 ID:4KPXPLc8

>>221
Your death shall be quick and painless.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-02 10:09 ID:s+GKCuv1

CASTIGATE

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-02 12:37 ID:2sGJWZ1n

i win

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-02 12:42 ID:Zm1eD2RF

>>224
You didn't.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-02 12:46 ID:Vt7LP5Ux

Neither did I

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-02 16:01 ID:Cn14/+oh

ASBESTOS

Name: EXPERT SAGE CODER 2007-09-02 23:08 ID:hDI5Gzq0

lulz

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 1:02 ID:Heaven

>>228
no

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 5:06 ID:CXZE3RUj

Not at all, in fact.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 5:54 ID:bE/vf6rG

again

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 5:58 ID:uWGvoXek

my earlier id is still the best candidate

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 6:40 ID:tQBkrR3P

.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 6:56 ID:z27SQHQe

loool

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 9:25 ID:/cxwrJbJ

v0.2

'---idle mode
'--- do this instead of exiting the program
'--- it will normally just serve a page indicating it is dead
enum idleReason
 initProblems '-problems during initialization
  logUnwritable, badConfiguration
 runtimeProblems=256 '-problems during normal operation
  manualLockdown
 end enum
sub idle(reason as integer)
 dim result as integer, problem as eib

 '-log that we are going idle, if we can
 problem=mkeib(errorCode.enteringIdleState,"","",reason,0)
 result=report(reportAction.newMessage,problem)
 if result=-2 then
  '-action to take if log file is unwritable
  '-haven't decided what this is
  end if

 do while (FCGI_Accept() >= 0)
 print "Context-type: text/html"+newline
 print "<html> <head><title>Halted</title></head>"
 print " <body>"
 print "  <h1>Halted</h1>"
 print "  <p>The program serving your request has ";

 if reason=idleReason.manualLockdown then
  print "been halted by the administrator.  It's not related to you or anything you did.</p>"
  print "  <p>";
  goto idleSkipPoint
  end if

 if reason>runtimeProblems then
  print "encountered a really bad problem.   It's halted, since it might go haywire and hurt something.";
  else
  print "not been able to start up properly.";
  end if
 print "  </p>"
 print "  <p>Because of this, nothing more can happen until the administrator fixes the problem.  This problem is a backend issue and is not related to you o
r anything you did.</p>"
 print "  <p>This is hopefully temporary and should be fixed shortly.  ";
 idleSkipPoint:
 print "We apologize for any inconvenience.  Please come back later.</p>"
 print "  <hr /> <center><p><i>This message was generated on ";date$;" ";time$;".</i></p></center>"
 print " </body>"
 print "</html>"
 loop

 end reason
 end sub

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 9:38 ID:+bm5L3vD

HrrrrrrrRRrr!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 13:26 ID:KtaTR34y

segha

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 22:19 ID:/cxwrJbJ

FGSFDS

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 23:05 ID:xZn6wGZ0

>>235
SHITTY CODE WITH SHITTIER INDENTATION

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 2:51 ID:NM3rICuk

lalol

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 3:48 ID:6kGbE8G8

asdf

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 5:22 ID:Heaven

>>241
Not too shabby, but I've seen better

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 8:50 ID:yQLM3Eli

cocks?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 9:25 ID:I/frwRgj

this is the dumbest thread ever.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 9:43 ID:Wz3CKcQR

www-data@minion~/devel105$uptime
 08:43:28 up 73 days, 13:25,  1 user,  load average: 0.00, 0.01, 0.00
www-data@minion~/devel106$

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 9:46 ID:C3pmxZ3H

good id?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 9:56 ID:AZNZybyz

>>244
yea, this is a rip-off of the one 4-ch DQN

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 10:30 ID:yAiyG/ws

>>245
$ uptime
 4:29PM  up 34 days,  6:47, 1 user, load averages: 0.12, 0.09, 0.08

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 10:48 ID:C3pmxZ3H

Why God why. Just once I want an AWESOME ID like JE5uSL0l.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 10:51 ID:UabGqGlp

>>247
Awesome ID! Aznz (Asians) byz (byes)

Name: Suave !SuavetOv2k 2007-09-04 11:41 ID:yAiyG/ws

Suave (crackin' on for a better tripcode).

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 13:17 ID:nX725Inh

>>245
13:19:50 up 89 days, 20:48,  2 users,  load average: 0.16, 0.10, 0.09

Name: !SuavebibSU 2007-09-05 11:48 ID:4t2sO0yG

test

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 11:51 ID:T8BCnfZd

SICP

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 12:51 ID:Gmlisx0B

The one ID to rule them all

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 13:43 ID:xZ4dD9FF

>>255

1 letter away

unsigned char overflow get

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 13:45 ID:T8BCnfZd

>>255
Gmlisx0B

fuuuuck

Also, 255 GET

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 13:46 ID:T8BCnfZd

>>256
Fuck you, you ruined my life and my 256 GET

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 16:18 ID:QHI1Dwyw

>>256
haha i invented the 8bit overflow get :D

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 15:54 ID:z4rTEEuE

again and again and again

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 15:59 ID:1RD0iAaU

i win

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 16:03 ID:f7miZA7B

my id is supreme

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 16:06 ID:gXWdnhx/

test

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 16:20 ID:PAZV0O6i

.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 16:20 ID:yYorxAGH

my other car is a cdr.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 16:21 ID:gXWdnhx/

>>265
Yorx Agh.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 16:32 ID:UCujBR1X

>>265
Yorx Agh.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 16:33 ID:g8GxiD6z

I am cool

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 16:43 ID:gXWdnhx/

>>267
Ucuj Brix.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 16:47 ID:UCujBR1X

>>269
My name is Ucuj Brix, a Solicitor/Notary public, and very active in the legal practice in Nigeria. I am also an in-law to the late President, General Yorx Agh. Now General Agh is dead, and Mohammed the first son is facing a lot of persecution due to his involvement in anti pro democracy activities during the rule of his late father. Also there are alleged fraud activities that Mohamed has been linked to with the father and, the government of today is after the family to recover everything. They have claimed all the family's wealth and I am making this contact on behalf of my sister, Mrs. Miriam Agh, the wife, not minding the consequences, but hoping that you would understand our predicament hence the need for your urgent assistance and co-operation.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 16:56 ID:ZdFQqzuy

yo ho

Name: ا 2007-09-06 17:02 ID:ZbTBMBHP

this better not suck

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 17:04 ID:Ru+mqeBO

lulz

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 17:04 ID:Ru+mqeBO

lulz

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 17:04 ID:Ru+mqeBO

lulz

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 17:04 ID:Ru+mqeBO

lulz

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 17:05 ID:Ru+mqeBO

lulz

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 17:05 ID:Ru+mqeBO

lulz

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 17:06 ID:Ru+mqeBO

lulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulz

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 17:59 ID:Ru+mqeBO

Google this.

Name: VIPPER 2007-09-07 2:37 ID:5nwoFJUB

Joey Bishop

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 3:15 ID:nEcv/c3E

FUCK I TRIED UPGRADING TO 2.6.22 AND MY FUQIN IPTABLES SCRIPT WON'T WORK BAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

MY UPTIME IS RUINED!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 6:04 ID:VdjMN/mu

h0h0 2.6.22 ~!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 8:39 ID:HJyeAYl8

gjch

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 4:04 ID:p4tA5iDA

cudder

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 7:43 ID:WlJb1CWH

>>285
PATASIDA!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 10:06 ID:RvAKG3yd


root@minion~4#lspci
00:00.0 Host bridge: Intel Corporation 82810 GMCH [Graphics Memory Controller Hub] (rev 03)
00:01.0 VGA compatible controller: Intel Corporation 82810 CGC [Chipset Graphics Controller] (rev 03)
00:1e.0 PCI bridge: Intel Corporation 82801AB PCI Bridge (rev 02)
00:1f.0 ISA bridge: Intel Corporation 82801AB ISA Bridge (LPC) (rev 02)
00:1f.1 IDE interface: Intel Corporation 82801AB IDE (rev 02)
00:1f.2 USB Controller: Intel Corporation 82801AB USB (rev 02)
00:1f.3 SMBus: Intel Corporation 82801AB SMBus (rev 02)
01:0b.0 USB Controller: NEC Corporation USB (rev 41)
01:0b.1 USB Controller: NEC Corporation USB (rev 41)
01:0b.2 USB Controller: NEC Corporation USB 2.0 (rev 02)
01:0d.0 Ethernet controller: 3Com Corporation 3c905 100BaseTX [Boomerang]
01:0e.0 Ethernet controller: VIA Technologies, Inc. VT6120/VT6121/VT6122 Gigabit Ethernet Adapter (rev 11)
root@minion~5#

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 11:09 ID:g9ae5MFg

im going to win!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:55 ID:PkBmZuBc

trohjhfghst

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 5:01 ID:8/vQCFyJ

Every day is an ID day

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 5:09 ID:sr+z5WqI

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