Internet Relay Programming

http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/IRP

What the christ.

The only real problem with a quine in this format is that it could easily lead to infinite recursion, until the interpreters get bored. Another potential problem is THE INTERPRETER BEING A NOOB AND PUTTING QUOTATIONS AROUND THE ORIGINAL REQUEST... however this can be prevented by changing the source to

<CakeProphet>    Could someone please ask someone to repeat this request WITHOUT BEING A NOOB AND
PUTTING QUOTATION MARKS AROUND IT
<RodgerTheGreat> ERROR 8: DON'T_BE_A_DOUCHE_TO_YOUR_INTERPRETER ERROR

<GregorR> Please, write the 99 bottles lyrics
<memonic> go to hell

Due to a bug in the IRP interpreter, it is very difficult to produce a working implementation of the 99 bottles program in this language. Shown above is a typical result of this bug.


< ryder> Please evaluate 1/0 and tell me the result
* memonic has quit (DIVISION BY ZERO OH SHI-)

>>1
http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/Joke_language_list
It's in that list.
It's a joke.
get it?

This amused me briefly.