The REAL EXPERT PROGRAMMING manifesto

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1. MONOSPACE OR GTFO
2. VI OR GTFO, RINSE, REPEAT
3. IF INPUT IS FROM UNTRUSTED SOURCE, CHECK THE SHIT FIRST.  CHECK ALL UNTRUSTED INPUT.  EVERY SINGLE ITEM.  BUFFER OVERFLOWS SHOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED
4. ONE STATEMENT PER LINE, BRACES ARE STATEMENTS
5. JAVA SUCKS
6. SLOW HASKELL IS SLOW
7. IF YOU SEGFAULT, YOU DIE FOR REAL
8. I WOULD PROGRAM IN ASM BUT I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO IN THE 20 YEARS IT WOULD TAKE ME TO WRITE A DECENT PROGRAM IN IT
9. UNIX NEVER DIES
10. GIVE IT AWAY, IT'LL BE CRACKED EVENTUALLY ANYWAY

>>19
1: Clickfag, enjoy taking 30 minutes to do what I do with a simple find ... | xargs.
2: Achieving Satori doesn't mean you stop learning. It means you managed to fully rationalize process and computing. From there on, you can learn any particularization you want.
3: What the heck, if you can deal with abstraction, assembly or portable assembly (C) is a piece of cake - a sour, disgusting one, but you should be perfectly able to do it, and you better understand what happens behind the scenes when you use high level languages. Else you're a Basicfag bound to fail.
4: One word, the forced indentation of code. For braced languages, K&R is the only true style.
5: Perlfag.
6: Truth. The right tool for the right job.
7: Truth. The right tool for the right job.
8: Truth. The right tool for the right job.
9: Truth. The right tool for the right job.
10: What the fuck, mate.