The REAL EXPERT PROGRAMMING manifesto

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1. MONOSPACE OR GTFO
2. VI OR GTFO, RINSE, REPEAT
3. IF INPUT IS FROM UNTRUSTED SOURCE, CHECK THE SHIT FIRST.  CHECK ALL UNTRUSTED INPUT.  EVERY SINGLE ITEM.  BUFFER OVERFLOWS SHOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED
4. ONE STATEMENT PER LINE, BRACES ARE STATEMENTS
5. JAVA SUCKS
6. SLOW HASKELL IS SLOW
7. IF YOU SEGFAULT, YOU DIE FOR REAL
8. I WOULD PROGRAM IN ASM BUT I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO IN THE 20 YEARS IT WOULD TAKE ME TO WRITE A DECENT PROGRAM IN IT
9. UNIX NEVER DIES
10. GIVE IT AWAY, IT'LL BE CRACKED EVENTUALLY ANYWAY

1. The command line is no longer cutting edge.
2. If you think you achieved satori, that just means you've stopped learning.
3. Just because you can't write low level code doesn't mean you write good high level code.
4. Indenting your code slightly differently doesn't make it better.
5. Learning a little bit of syntax is actually not hard.
6. Making OMG MORE OBJECTS is not a silver bullet.
7. Using OMG MACROS is not a silver bullet.
8. Having OMG REFERENTIAL TRANSPARENCY is not a silver bullet.
9. Doing OMG UNIT TESTING is not a silver bullet.
10. Premature generalization is the root of all evil.