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I'M QT

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 14:36 ID:s89qRhWx

SON OF A BITCH WIN32 API
WIN32 API IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A CALLBACK?
DO YOU WANT A NULL?
WIN32 API IS PIG DISGUSTING
BILL GATES IS A MURDERER
FUCKING MS WINDOWS

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 14:53 ID:zB+skXL6

I'M HASKELL
SON OF A BITCH LISP
LISP SYNTAX IS PIG
DO YOU WANT PARENTHESES?
DO YOU WANT EXPRESSIONS?
LISP IS PIG DISGUSTING
PAUL GRAHAM IS A MURDERER
FUCKING MACROS

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 14:59 ID:50t7FuzF

>>2
lol #haskell is like this quite often

sometimes the ops go on a big fucking rant about why FP is great and lisp isnt FP and lisp sucks

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 14:59 ID:vGiwvvKE

I'M LIGHTTPD
SON OF A BITCH APACHE
APACHECTL IS PIG
DO YOU WANT VHOSTS?
DO YOU WANT HTTPD.CONF?
APACHE IS PIG DISGUSTING
APACHE FOUNDATION IS A MURDERER
FUCKING LAMP

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 18:54 ID:Heaven

I'M C++
SON OF A BITCH REAL LANGUAGES
FUNCTIONAL PROGRAMMING IS PIG
DO YOU WANT CLOSURES?
DO YOU WANT NO SIDE-EFFECTS?
PROGRAMMING IS PIG DISGUSTING
SICP IS A MURDERER
FUCKING MIT

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 8:36

I'M /prog/ IN 2010
SON OF A BITCH /prog/ IN 2007
/prog/ IN 2007 IS PIG
DO YOU WANT SHITTY MEME SPAMMING?
DO YOU WANT NO CONTENT?
/prog/ IN 2007 IS PIG DISGUSTING
FROZENVOID IS A MURDERER
FUCKING WORLD4CH

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 9:08

This was a great thread. Thanks, >>7!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 10:15

Let's guess what >>6 was!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 15:24

>>3

Without side effects all you can do is push a button and watch the box get hot for a while.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 17:36

>>5
````````````````````implying'''''''''''''''''''' that FP is not a waste of time

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 18:12

I'M FIOC
SON OF A BITCH RUBY
RUBY IS PIG
DO YOU WANT BLOGGING FROM STARBUCKS?
DO YOU WANT PERL?
RUBY IS PIG DISGUSTING
MATSUMOTO IS A MURDERER
FUCKING RAILS CONFERENCES

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 19:01

(progn

  (setq me 'lisp)

  (setq python (son (bitch)))

  (eq python 'pig)

  (wantp (code :indentation-style 'forced))

  (wantp (lambda :expressions-limit 1))

  (eqv python 'pig-disgusting)

  (murdererp guido-van-rossum)

  (fuck python)

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 19:04

>>13
Fuck off, ``Faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 19:41

I'M BBCODE
SON OF A BITCH SEXPCODE
SEXPCODE IS PIG
DO YOU WANT LISP SYNTAX?
DO YOU WANT MARKUP ITERATION?
SEXPCODE IS PIG DISGUSTING
XARN IS A MURDERER
FUCKING WORDPRESS

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 2:19

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 2:36

>>16
Ｉ　ＤＯ　ＷＡＮＴ　Ａ　ＰＩＺＺＡ．

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 2:41

>>17
Thus you prove >>16's point.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 2:47

SON OF A BITCH QT API QT API IS PIG DO YOU WANT QMAKE? DO YOU WANT SIGNAL AND SLOT MACROS? QT API IS PIG DISGUSTING TROLLTECH IS A TROLL FUCKING K.D.E

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 2:57

I'm an American,
and I disagree with you Koreans.
Do you want to eat some dogs?
Do you want to eat some cats?
Koreans are as disgusting as pigs.
Kim Jong-il is a murderer harboring weapons of mass destruction.
You Godless society.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 3:07

>>19
You forgot "I'm GTK" at the beginning

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 3:08

>>20
Do you want to eat some hot dogs?
Do you want to eat some kit kats?
ftfy,``f''

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 3:09

>>22
gb2/b/,``p''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 3:10

>>23
I'm not your ``p'', buddy.

Name: Fuck off, !Ep8pui8Vw2 2010-12-15 3:15

>>23
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 4:55

>>24
I'm not your ``/b/'', puddi.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 4:57

>>26
For the ++millionth time, it's "purin", not "puddi".

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 6:04

For the ++millionth time, "YHBT".

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 12:39

>>27,28
Error: cannot increment a constant

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 14:56

>>1
I doubt that Bill Gates wrote any of the Win32 API.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 8:09

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 12:50

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 20:16

that's cool and all, but check my doubles over there

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:50

/prog/ will be spammed continuously until further notice. we apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.