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Newbie

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 5:50 ID:w1zeJ3q5

Hi! I want to learn some programming, where should I start?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 5:51 ID:T2TnV5Ro

Structure and Interpretation of BBCode Programs, all MIT students read it to learn programming.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 5:52 ID:w1zeJ3q5

Ok. Any good links?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 5:53 ID:fXQhA3te

Don't listen to him, learn ENTERPRISE QUALITY Java.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 5:54 ID:w1zeJ3q5

What's the easiest language to learn?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 6:07 ID:T+yTOFhO

>>1
first of all, welcome to /prog/

secondly, hes just making a pun on SICP which is this
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5546836985338782440
which features THE sussman.
Its the best intro to coding really, it might seem boring at first but it picks up really fast so stick at it if you really are interested in coding. You should definitely learn scheme first of all, I wish I could have had the opportunity to learn it as my first language.

most importantly, good luck and have fun!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 6:09 ID:rvLvbP8r

>>5
X86 Assembly. (GNU SYNTAX). . .

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 6:16 ID:Heaven

>>1
NO! DON'T DO IT!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 6:29 ID:XcFBITJH

1. Read SICP
1. Watch lectures after every chapter
2. Become (expert (scheme) (programmer))
3. Read K&R
4. Satori
YOU ARE READY TO LEARN HASKELL NOW

If you don't like Satori, learn Java.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 6:35 ID:T+yTOFhO

>>9
wtf @ step 3. lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 6:46 ID:kJRImreR

JAVA IS TEH SUCK

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 7:31 ID:wozw/DSK

>>9
I was expecting the last step to be 5, as per Fibonacci. How Haskelled am I?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 7:49 ID:rvLvbP8r

>>9
3. Read SICP
1. Watch lectures after every chapter
4. Become (expert (scheme) (programmer))
1. Read K&R
5. Satori

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 8:42 ID:Heaven

>>12

VOUS APPROUVER BAISANT A IRRITÉ UN PROGRAMMEUR EXPERT
UN DIEU BAISANT SACRÉMENT
TOUT D'ABORD, VOUS NE BAISANT PAS POUR SAVOIR CE QU'EST UNE PAGE D'HOMME
DEUXIÈMEMENT, C'EST /prog/ N'EXIGENT PAS DES RÉPONSES UTILES LA MANIÈRE QUE VOUS VOULEZ QU'ELLES SOIENT
TROISIÈMEMENT LA PROGRAMMATION EST TOUT AU SUJET DE PHILOSOPHIE ET ``MERDE ABSTRAITE DE BULL" CETTE VOUS NE COMPRENDREZ JAMAIS
ET EN BAISANT POUR FINIR, SE CASSER AVEC VOTRE MERDE DE BULL
TOUT A ÉTÉ DÉJÀ RÉPONDU DANS
>>13,14

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 8:45 ID:Heaven

>>12

DICH GUTHEISSEN BUMSEND VERÄRGERTE EINEN SACHVERSTÄNDIGEN PROGRAMMIERER
GOTT, DER VERDAMMT BUMST
ZUERST VON ALLEN, DU NICHT BUMSEND, ZU WISSEN, WAS EINE MANN-SEITE IST
ZWEITENS IST DIESES /prog/ VERLANGEN NICHT NÜTZLICHE ANTWORTEN DIE WEISE, DIE DU SIE SEIN WÜNSCHST
DRITTENS PROGRAMMIEREN IST GANZ ÜBER PHILOSOPHIE UND „DIE ABSTRAKTE DIESE BULL SCHEISSE“ BEGREIFST DU NIE
UND ZULETZT BUMSEND, MIT DEINER BULL SCHEISSE ABHAUEN
ALLES IST BEREITS IN
>>13,15 BEANTWORTET WORDEN

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 12:20

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 12:32

VALE HAS CABREADO DE LA HOSTIA A UN PROGRAMADOR EXPERTO
CAGOENDIOS
PRIMERO, NO TIENES NI PUTA IDEA DE LO QUE ES UNA PÁGINA DE MANUAL
SEGUNDO, ESTO ES /prog/ NO PIDAS RESPUESTAS ÚTILES COMO QUIERES QUE SEAN
TERCERO PROGRAMAR VA DE FILOSOFÍA Y 66MIERDA ABSTRACTA99 QUE NUNCA COMPRENDERÁS
Y POR ÚLTIMO, COÑO, VETE A TOMAR POR CULO CON TU PUTA MIERDA
TODO YA FUE RESPONDIDO EN >>13,14,15

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