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What /prog/ramming languages do you know?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 3:33 ID:tmORNKKs

No flame wars. No retarded memes. Just give an enumeration of the programming languages you know.

C (ANSI, because k&r is retarded)
C++
Perl
Haskell
Java
x86 assembler
Python
(C)Lisp

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 3:42 ID:KV3kxWru

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 3:49 ID:irJSNtGc

I know how to code an Internet Haet Machine.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 3:51 ID:b35L4zjG

For various values of know:
C
C++
Perl
Python
Common Lisp
Visual Basic 5/6
Java

I've done a good job of forgetting nearly all my Java, thank goodness, and VB would definitely need a refresher. C and Lisp are probably my best. I'm learning Ocaml as we speak.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 4:38 ID:DdkHG0BW

enum languages {
Quick_Basic,
x86_assembler,
C,
Python,
D,
Java
}

Bit thin on the functional side, haven't found a functional language I really like yet. Java is, sadly, the moneymaker.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 4:50 ID:qTi3Z6xb

Truly knowing a language means ability to write a compiler/interpreter for it.  So:
- C
- Scheme
I'd write both compilers in Haskell.

Name: web developer 2007-08-04 7:19 ID:Heaven

PHP.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 7:41 ID:1yETKivk

You'll have to define "know" for this thread to make any sense.

I'll go with > To have a practical understanding of, as through experience; be skilled in: i.e. have written something useful using this language

C, C++, D, C#, Nemerle, Smalltalk, Slate, Ruby, Perl, Lua, SQL, ECMAScript, Bash, Fish, Pascal, Object Pascal, PHP, Visual Basic, VBScript, JScript. (unordered)

Also > To be able to distinguish; recognize as distinct: i.e. can more or less understand what the code does

Python, Java, OCaml, Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 9:26 ID:Heaven

>>8 How can you understand ocaml and not haskell?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 14:26 ID:V04DUvo9

php ftw lawlz

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 14:32 ID:tJ6WFVuW

>>6
FUCK OFF COMPILERFAG

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 14:39 ID:gEBbSLhn

Very capable: (30kloc+)
OCaml, Scheme, Perl, C, Java
Capable:
C++, PHP, LISP, Ruby, Python
Used to know:
VB, x86 Asm, Turbo Pascal

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 14:45 ID:gEBbSLhn

Anyone who says D is a fucking liar.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 14:56 ID:tJ6WFVuW

>>1
why the fuck do you care?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 15:17 ID:050FDuGR

Ruby on Rails and Java

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 16:16 ID:3vjkns17

I'll only list the ones I actually use, because the hundreds of languages I know otherwise will take some getting used to in order to use them.

Haskell (for most tasks)
Ruby (for spamming 4chan and small scripts that need easy HTTP and other libraries)
C (for UNIX stuff and file stuff, because I love read(2)ing structs)
C++ (not C+-)

Not that I've used C++ in a while, I've achieved satori and realized that OO is silly... well, I still use it for big programs ;)

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 16:54 ID:T71kK0g+

D

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 17:05 ID:uguMLn8f

C/C++
Python
Java
PHP
QuickBasic
Scheme
z80 ASM

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 17:51 ID:DdkHG0BW

>>13
How so? It's been out for years now.
I define 'know' as being being familiar enough with it to be able to pick it up and be productive within a day.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 18:30 ID:l48nYGiO

java
c/c++
xilinx if it counts

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 19:24 ID:tmORNKKs

OP here. Since this is my thread, I define ``knowing'' a language as being able to produce something useful in it. So go nuts.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 20:06 ID:MrneE3TX

Ordered by the date i've learned them

QuickBasic
VisualBasic
Pascal
C
C++
Delphi
C#
ASM

I've also worked in
Java
PHP
JScript, VBScript
LISP

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 21:46 ID:Heaven

I don't know any.. I don't do programming, I just come here to troll, lol.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 6:10 ID:95cEWcn+

Learning PHP. What a newbie I am.

:(

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 6:22 ID:EFkFfYDA

PHP
Javascript
Python
Lua
Perl
Visual Basic.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 6:42 ID:c/Y4fdP6

MIPS SPARC X86~~!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 7:03 ID:EFkFfYDA

>>24
Don't. Please.

Save yourself.

If you want to do web development, go for Perl.

Heed this warning.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 8:31 ID:0YXi1hl+

C,
C++,
D,
PHP,
perl,
Java,
smalltalk,
bash,
zsh,
TCL,
Pascal,
OjectPascal,
M4,
Python,
Ruby,
C#,
SQL

Desu!

Yes, bash and zsh is a programming language. M4 might not really count, because it is a macro processing language. You may count Pascal and ObjectPascal as one if you like. I was forced to learn C# (ugh). SQL was sold to me as a 4th generation language, what ever that is...

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 9:05 ID:LhYBt2CB

>>25
hahaha, oh wow
read K&R

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 9:08 ID:Yo/DdI6v

>>27

Don't. Please.

Save yourself.

If you want to do web development, go for anything but Java, ASP, PHP and Perl.

Heed this warning.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 9:16 ID:Heaven

>>30
Too bad ruby is not as fast as virgin fuck

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 9:20 ID:y8sAXrv+

GW-BASIC

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 10:16 ID:Fbf8dzga

m4 is a programming language. It is turing complete and you can do various forms of IO inside of m4. I've made presentation slides with m4.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 10:52 ID:Heaven

Powerpoint is a programming language. It is turing complete and you can do various forms of IO inside of Powerpoint. I've made presentation slides with Powerpoint.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 11:41 ID:jIEikIsc

>>31
I started the virgin fuck meme!

Name: Silventus 2007-08-05 13:50 ID:emr2x9jS

Let's se...

html
php
css

That's it

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 13:53 ID:AnnTeVLb

>>36

HTML and CSS aren't programming languages, dumbass. And PHP is a shitty excuse for a programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 13:54 ID:ZbxMh93t

Only Scheme and that is really, really gay. My life is now filled with looking forward to the enlightenment that will be brought by SICP.

But it is still not as gay as categorizing HTML as a programming language.

Name: DamageInc !euFrYW8TXE 2007-08-05 20:08 ID:OxfTPbMy

C/C++
HLSL/Cg and a little GLSL

toy languages:
javascript
php

And I guess I've done some C#, VB, perl, java

C++ is the only language I really enjoy using.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 20:18 ID:/946Cotj

>>39 C++ is the only language I really enjoy using.
You poor, ignorant soul.

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