What /prog/ramming languages do you know?

No flame wars. No retarded memes. Just give an enumeration of the programming languages you know.

C (ANSI, because k&r is retarded)
C++
Perl
Haskell
Java
x86 assembler
Python
(C)Lisp

C/C++
HLSL/Cg and a little GLSL

toy languages:
javascript
php

And I guess I've done some C#, VB, perl, java

C++ is the only language I really enjoy using.