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Name: :( 2007-07-31 11:54 ID:eQukF/q1

I failed my Highschool C++ Class, and I'm scared to see my teacher for it, she was a bitch :(.


What should I do /prog/, should I even begin to relearn it?

Fucking if statements and, counter bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 11:59 ID:yQFTTdp4

>>1
Fuck C++

Punch your teacher in the fucking face and then Learn Scheme

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 11:59 ID:dGxlYGj6

You should get out of /prog/ and never come back, you pathetic failure.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 12:00 ID:Heaven

YOU ARE USELESS

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 12:04 ID:dHbnaK6u

Holy fuck, you're unbelievably stupid. Stay out of anything computer-related, because you obviously don't the brains for it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 12:15 ID:vmXvHbhG

Don't be so much of a pussy, maybe >>1 doesn't know what kind of site he got into, and isn't used to the FYAD attitude.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 12:21 ID:dNNDAft5

Please, kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 12:27 ID:eQukF/q1

Well,

Here's the weird part.. I have Cert's in other computer fields, nothing much cept CCNA + MCSA and Linux +.



Cept Programming is @_@ to me.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 12:32 ID:dGxlYGj6

>>8

You will never achieve Satori. Never.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 12:35 ID:sHFL280J

don't learn C++

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 12:45 ID:eQukF/q1

Well,

The thing is I want to learn. :( I picked up C++6 Bible, and C++ for dummies, the think that fucked me up in school was the fact that I got hit by a car and winded up in the hospital for 2 weeks while they "Ran" their tests for crap, and before that I actually had a highscore in that class, like 94%A, but I came back and there were on fucking IF statements, switches, counters, and some crap w/ for loops.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 12:53 ID:6GEi7J9l

>>11
Yeah, cause if statements and loops are just so baffling. Seriously, if you can't figure that stuff out you have no business programming. It sucks that you were in the hospital or whatever, but if you don't understand conditionals you'll never understand stuff like recursion or inheritance. Some people just can not program, no matter how hard they try. Good luck with your career in the fast food industry.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 12:58 ID:Heaven

>>11
FUCKING SAGE FOR THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE
NEVER GIVE EXCUSES TO YOURSELF
BLAME IT ALL ON YOU
IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND SOMETHING, IT IS YOUR FAULT
IF YOUR PROGRAM DOES NOT RUN, IT IS YOUR FAULT
IF YOU CANT FIND A SOLUTION FOR A PROBLEM THAT BUGS YOU A WEEK NOW, ITS YOUR FAULT
IF A LIBRARY IS NOT WELL WRITTEN OR DOCUMENTED BY SOMEONE, IT IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT

NOW GO. GET K&R AND A COPY OF THE STANDARD. STUDY IT. MAKE IT A PART OF YOUR LIFE. AND MOST OF ALL, GTFO.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 12:59 ID:eQukF/q1

>13

Not looking for excuses,

more like moral guidance. :)

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 13:00 ID:Heaven

>>13

Yeah! You tell him!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 13:00 ID:yQFTTdp4

>>14
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU COME TO /prog/ THEN?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 13:01 ID:Zqt27lvi

SYNERGY

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 13:03 ID:6GEi7J9l

>>8
Also, Certs != Intelligent or knowledgeable.
My high school teacher had a bunch of certs but she couldn't set up a simple network, install Windows, or even write basic HTML without dreamweaver. 

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 13:21 ID:eQukF/q1

>18

That is true, especially with the Tards saying "OMGosh I have a A+ I'm elite!11!"

I just don't understand why in living hell programming is hard for me, I can write html in notepad, I admit I use dreamweaver, but I use it for ease, for example I like it I can play with layouts directly instead of guessing the size/width and will it fit okay in browsers.

I read over the little C++ books, but it's like written in another language... :( I tried posting in forums for info, but even then it gets me to nowhere. :(

Maybe I'm just good as a person who sets up things/troubleshoot them, and not the one who creates them. :(

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 13:26 ID:Heaven

>>19
Learn to quote properly, for fucks sake.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 13:27 ID:d5wkigmj

Read SICP. Or better yet, start with the video lectures and see if you can understand.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 13:35 ID:eQukF/q1

>>21

Thanks, I'll get to that. :)

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 13:40 ID:6GEi7J9l

>>18
Coding in notepad will also contribute to failure. Get a real editor.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 13:45 ID:t8mrux82

>>20

Woo captain obvious

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 14:01 ID:el1+xPqd

>>8
>Linux +.
lol what? linux is like, WRITTEN IN C. What exactly do you know about linux?  Ubuntu installation process?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 14:17 ID:Heaven

>>19
HTML is not programming.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 14:23 ID:Heaven

>>26
He never said it was. He was just saying he can't program even though he is able to write some kind of codified text.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 15:06 ID:eQukF/q1

>>25

Installation, Troubleshooting, Configuration, etc easy crap but it's nice to have since people think, LINUX?! You must be some SUPER HACKEr, You're Hired!, Even tho I can't program worth shit.

>>26 == >>27 ? Both ID's are the same.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 15:10 ID:Heaven

>>28
Both ID's are the same.
LOL, noob.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 15:13 ID:eQukF/q1

>>29

Please explain?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 15:13 ID:dHbnaK6u

>>28
The only people that are going to think that are people that know absolutely fucking nothing about technology (i.e. everyone in pretty much any field of IT or software development). The reality is that you're not going to get more than an entry-level job with just Linux+ or A+, and even that could be difficult.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 15:15 ID:Heaven

>>30

Saging in Shiican automatically sets the ID to "Heaven".

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 15:25 ID:eQukF/q1

>>32

I see, Makes sense as every Heaven ID = Sage in email field.


and >>31
I never really referenced Linux+ when I applied for my job, I just got it free after I got my A+.

Course, now a days I refer from saying I have a A+ cert considering...the fags who think their "uber" by having it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 19:04 ID:Heaven



    >>11
    FUCKING SAGE FOR THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE
    NEVER GIVE EXCUSES TO YOURSELF
    BLAME IT ALL ON YOU
    IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND SOMETHING, IT IS YOUR FAULT
    IF YOUR PROGRAM DOES NOT RUN, IT IS YOUR FAULT
    IF YOU CANT FIND A SOLUTION FOR A PROBLEM THAT BUGS YOU A WEEK NOW, ITS YOUR FAULT
    IF A LIBRARY IS NOT WELL WRITTEN OR DOCUMENTED BY SOMEONE, IT IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT

    NOW GO. GET K&R AND A COPY OF THE STANDARD. STUDY IT. MAKE IT A PART OF YOUR LIFE. AND MOST OF ALL, GTFO.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 22:37 ID:tBm2v5h5

There are languages designed for beginners: Pascal (without extensions), Logo, BASIC (B = beginner's), some versions of Smalltalk, etc.

The one I started with was Pascal, designed originally by Niklaus Wirth, a professor teaching if's and loops to noobs. I'm sure he has written several beginner books throughout his career.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 23:09 ID:Iv/Mn3it

maybe it's not programming, maybe it's c++ the problem? anyway, you should read K&R and sicp as you've been told, do the excerises and that stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-01 2:55 ID:JFhusOiP

van Rossum's original purpose for Python was to make it easy enough for everyone to program.

And he likes to write papers.

I bet he has some hand-holding beginner texts.

why_the_lucky_stiff supposedly does the same thing for Ruby, but I'd Google for van Rossum+beginner+programming first.


Name: anonymous 2007-08-01 3:01 ID:e4fdKkxX

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=41736

i wonder who has the balls to fuck with her myspace.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-01 8:11 ID:Heaven

>>38
You're retarded. If you're going to make stupid comments, restrain it to one topic, please?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-01 10:00 ID:0kIUQYr5

I don't see how you could fail on something as simple as an if statement. However I do have had similar experiences in school, mainly math. You start reading in the book about some new concept and get a pretty clear mental model of how it works, but then as soon as the teacher opens his/her mouth and gives an explanation I could go all "Buh?" and suddenly become reduced into not understanding and spend a bunch of hours trying to figure out what teacher meant only to realize afterwards that the model I had made up was correct and actually more concise since what the teacher told was a simplification so the dumb would understand.

tl;dr: You're not necessarily stupid. People have different mental models and learning becomes harder when you can't understand your teacher's.

Programming is something you're best off learning by relying on yourself to teach it and not other people, practice is as important as theory. If you run into something you don't understand write a test program and keep altering and examine how the behavior differs while following the flow in your head instead of just reading a chapter over and over.

I'd also recommend ditching what you've learned about C++ if your teacher was a faggot who religiously taught OOP. No beginner should ever have to put up with that.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-01 10:45 ID:nuNFanGX

Lawl, it's like max script. Something very simple. If you suck at math then good luck. My god it's pretty simple to do case and if statements. LOGICALLY, IF YOU DO SOMETHING THEN something would happen.

like

If bl.value = x then delete $


not hard.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-01 12:01 ID:vz/zK+aS

>>41 I don't know what you mean.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-01 13:06 ID:Heaven

>>41
Logical and mathematical thinking, not math.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-01 19:27 ID:uh6wm9GV

You failed to write an if statement? 0.0 Most people can learn how to write a if statement by just reading a few lines of c.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-01 21:21 ID:Heaven

Learning OO via C++ is like learning sex via gangrape.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-01 22:15 ID:J8kKA3D1

>>45
Funny because it's true

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 14:32


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