Lol web developpers

Web developpers are the gaiafags of programming.

They are inferior beings that are bound to imperative programming and retarded languages. They'll never understand simple concepts such as OOP, and I don't even talk about Lisp and SATORI.

Discuss.

lol, PHP. I develop web applications in C#, fuck scripting languages.

I'd check out some of the other options, but honestly I'm having enough trouble trying to get my boss to stop using asp classic on IIS 5.0 =(.