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Sick of Haskell bashers on /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 6:17 ID:9D9iEF8V

I wrote a Pascal compiler in Haskell, and it was faster than all of my classmate's C code, plus it was correct. Thread over, sage this shit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 6:19 ID:Heaven

There're no Haskell bashers on /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 6:28 ID:Heaven

>>2
There`re
Fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 6:37 ID:Heaven

>>3
You fail it. `Proper' quotes are proper, but they're not to be confused with `'' here.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 6:42 ID:Heaven

>>$
What is it that I fail?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 6:43 ID:Heaven

>>5
Fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 9:55 ID:Heaven

This thread is increible.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 10:45 ID:qRSKuoPM

Haskell fags :p

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 12:16 ID:Nz4xSKf/

Pascal fails; Haskell fails; Whoever writes a Pascal compiler, even in c, fails; shit sux

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 13:00 ID:3KfLm89+

>>1
I wrote a Lisp interpreter in BBCode and it was faster than ASM.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 15:00 ID:iAO5CFH/

well done OP you wrote a program.. you must be so proud

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 15:14 ID:l3TEwyWf

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Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 15:28 ID:iAO5CFH/

>>12
what about it?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 15:30 ID:Heaven

Stupid thread.
Stupid board.
I'm going to reddit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 16:42 ID:B22KNzhj

($).($)

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 16:50 ID:iAO5CFH/

>>14
THIS IS WHY WE DONT SUBMIT /PROG/ TO REDDIT

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 20:32 ID:H4ggElN6

WRITE A FUCKING GAME OR SOMETHING USEFUL IN HASKELL YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.  YOU CAN'T DO IT, ALL YOU CAN WRITE ARE PARSERS AND COMPILERS, ONES INFERIOR TO OTHER PARSERS AND COMPILERS WRITTEN BY PEOPLE SMARTER THAN YOU, IN LANGUAGES THAT WEREN'T HASKELL.

FUCKING HASKELL FAGGOTS GB2/GAIA/

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-24 3:26 ID:N6EsIqZQ

>>17
HOpenGL.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-24 4:24 ID:4Iv0VlVC

>>17
Epic nerd rage.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-24 5:10 ID:Heaven

>>17
OKAY THATS IT YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
GODFUCKIGNDAMN
FIRST OF ALL, YOU DONT FUQIN KNOW WHAT A MAN PAGE IS
SECONDLY, THIS IS /prog/ DO NOT DEMAND USEFUL ANSWERS THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO BE
THIRDLY PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT PHILOSOPHY AND ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
AND FUQIN LASTLY, FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BULLSHYT
EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN ANSWERED IN >>1 and >>18

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-24 5:53 ID:2z8NE39T

>>20
step aside, ANGRY EXPERT PROGRAMMTER coming though.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-24 6:52 ID:4Iv0VlVC

>>21
Look out, he might clobber you with his ``TeXnician skills''.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-24 7:24 ID:U/ktQ4pU

TeX `"sucks´'

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-25 5:56 ID:74mrUJ1Q

bump

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-25 8:57 ID:dk3gMdDF

http://www.haskell.org/~pairwise/intro/section1.html

Part IV, after the third code sample, end of paragraph.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-25 10:21 ID:mFEPPGn3

>>25
Newb

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 6:45


The numbering of messages   would serve You   can already distinguish   one message from   the next simply   by putting each   one on its   own anyways so   the C programming   languages which I   cannot live without.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 6:28

computer a of nice a files nice

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 3:00

Don't change these.
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