Python what

Recently I tried making a web application in Django and found Python to be baffling because I couldn't find in any book/tutorial  how to write a goddamn class method.  And the dude made it seem like it was a totally obscure and pointless question.  I don't know how to accomplish anything without them.  Python is whack.  The only reason I used it is because it sort of resembles Ruby but isn't as slow as a turd like Ruby is.

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Ok, let's see how you do a selection of certain group and non-group functions applied to a group by of several joined tables (some with outer joins, some with inner joins) with rollup, ordered by three different criteria, one of them functional and descendent with an ORM.