Lol design patterns

Professional enterprise-ready industry-leading best-practices for scalable business solutions. Same old copypasta (the way Java "programmers" do their job), only now they found names for it and fap over how they copypasted trivial code they couldn't come up with. Also, some patterns like "singletons" are pure shit, the forced object-orientation of code taken to the extreme. I should kill all the singleton-using motherfuckers with fire. Also,

http://www.php.net/manual/en/language.oop5.patterns.php#76442

there is nothing wrong with singletons if your languages allows you to say

"class X is a singleton"

and that's all the code you need to use.

public class Singleton
{
  // Private constructor suppresses generation of a (public) default constructor
  private Singleton() {}
 
  private static class SingletonHolder
  {
    private final static Singleton INSTANCE = new Singleton();
  }
 
  public static Singleton getInstance()
  {
    return SingletonHolder.INSTANCE;
  }
}

a singleton is just a poor excuse for a global variable with an extra helping of enterprise

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I HATE CODE REUSE AND JAVA

Its just your opinion, man

I like how many patterns exist to patch up a language with features that you'd expect from a modern language. Many of them are trivial and non-issues for languages that support first-class functions and/or function pointers.

Defined before I compile   Java all the   requirements of Annex   G and multiplication   and division have   excess overflows both   in constant folding   and at runtime   Here is an   enterprise driving solution.

Design patterns is faggots

>>1
IHBT

Also,
sed 's:Lol \(.*\):I don't actually know what \1 are:'

>>10
You're an idiot on several levels, of which responding to a three-year-old post is the least.

>>11
Implying an expiration date on being wrong?

>>12
Hey! Mind your tongue, peasant! You're talking to Xarn.

>>13 xarn sux c++0x

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