Lol design patterns

Professional enterprise-ready industry-leading best-practices for scalable business solutions. Same old copypasta (the way Java "programmers" do their job), only now they found names for it and fap over how they copypasted trivial code they couldn't come up with. Also, some patterns like "singletons" are pure shit, the forced object-orientation of code taken to the extreme. I should kill all the singleton-using motherfuckers with fire. Also,

http://www.php.net/manual/en/language.oop5.patterns.php#76442

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Hey! Mind your tongue, peasant! You're talking to Xarn.