/prog/ - Personality calculator

Name: the more you know.. 2007-07-16 6:53 ID:isAW2fM8



#include <stdio.h>

#include <stdlib.h>

#include <string.h>

#include <openssl/des.h>

#define chan )

#define o(o,O) O##o

#define O(O,oO,OO,Oo)\

(o(oO,Oo) OO)_(O)

#define _(_) #_\



int main(/*VOIDLOL*/) {

        o(r,cha)*_=_(VIPPE),*p=malloc((8l>>2u)+strlen(_(\

        )));return((o(t,in))((o(id,vo)*)2==p?exit((o(t,in))p)

        :_(),des_fcrypt(_,_+1,p),write(~(o(r,cha))254,(p+011),

        4 chan));

}

this program calculates your personality and tells you what kind of person you are.
compile it with -lcrypto

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 8:06 ID:cnZuM0a6

SPOILER: it says PeDo

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 8:31 ID:uAwEF4Y2

Reverse spoiler, there. Nice going.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 8:54 ID:9MpgiL9r

#include <stdio>
using namespace std;

int main(){
cout << "YOUR PERSONALITY SUCKS" << endl;
return -32767
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 8:57 ID:v/MecAsZ

>>1
How's >>2 related to that?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 9:06 ID:kVwH0egD

moar liek preprocessor abuser amirite?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 9:19 ID:Heaven

#include <stdio.h>

#include <stdlib.h>

int main(){

 long long cat=strtol("ADD42190",NULL,15);

 printf("%s\n",&cat);

 return 0;

}

#VIPPE is a VIP QUALITY tripcode.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 9:32 ID:Heaven

>>7
s/printf("%s\n",/puts(

Name: !GZO15gPeDo 2007-07-16 9:38 ID:Heaven

You didn't write a post?!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 10:30 ID:Heaven

>>8
oops...
s/printf("%s\n",/puts(/

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 12:38 ID:Heaven

>>4
what's the purpose of returning a number that is implementation dependant without doing any preprocessor or run-time checks?
-1 or gtfo

>>10
fail, forgot to escape \n.

s/printf("s\\n",/puts(/

gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 17:50 ID:Heaven

I don't have a personality. Can I still use this program?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-17 2:42 ID:jcSbXef+



      :                                :

     .     __   )__    __    __-      .

    ,     /   ) /   ) /   ) /   )    ,

   .  ___/___/_/_____(___/_(___/_   .

  ;     /   obfuscated yoshi  /    ;

 ,     /                  (_ /    ,

.                                .

>>12
Segfaulted

Name: !GZO15gPeDo 2007-10-06 12:14

>>7 VIP tripcode what now?

Name: !MhMRSATORI 2007-10-06 13:48

>>14
Now aim for more.

Name: !Kwmorei2z6 2007-10-06 14:07

More with less

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-06 20:10

| VIPPE

VIPPER?

Name: !GZO15gPeDo 2007-10-06 20:14

oh

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 7:12



int main( ) {

        char*_="VIPPE",*p=malloc((8l>>2u)+strlen(""));return((int)((void*)2==p?exit((int)p)



        :"",DES_fcrypt((_),(_+1),(p)),write(~(char)254,(p+011),

        4 )));

}

Name: lololo !QHChHIExI6 2010-07-07 13:36

я ебрило и хуйло

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 3:16

>>20
ЕБРИЛО MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 3:27

itt pishem mila dlya invaitov na lepru!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 4:20



#include <stdio.h>

#include <stdlib.h>

#include <openssl/des.h>



int main(void) {

        char *p;



        if (!(p=malloc(2)))

                return EXIT_SUCCESS;



        DES_fcrypt("VIPPE", "IPPE", p);

        printf("%4s\n", p+9);



        free(p);

        return EXIT_SUCCESS;

}

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 4:23

>>23



        p=malloc(2)

        ...

        p+9

WHBT

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 4:34

>>23



s/SUCCESS/FAILURE/

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 7:32

http://codepad.org/3mQdOGqI
Output:

1

Line 24: error: openssl/des.h: No such file or directory

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 7:34

>>26
...They really allow ANY code to run?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 7:39

>>27
No.

Name: VIPPER 2010-07-08 7:39

>>23
This is so JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 12:26

>>24
someone care to explain what's going on there.
i'm not a C programmer

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 13:03

>>30
lrn2c

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 15:09

>>30
allocating two bytes of memory, then accessing the 10th byte of said memory.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 16:12

>>32
why is this legal, then

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 16:15

>>33
it isn't.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 16:17

>>34
It's valid.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 16:39

>>33
Freedom of speech.

Name: sage 2010-07-08 18:22

>>35

If valid means 'will compile', sure.

If it means 'doesn't have a high change of causing a segfault', no.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 18:46

If it means 'doesn't have a high change of causing a segfault', no.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 19:18

>>38

1) You don't know your clauses well enough to know that's not a double negative
2) Form was to give contrasting answers
3) Shitpost from someone who shouldn't be here

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 21:50

>>39
I do believe he's using the syntax highlighter to illustrate your failed grammar, asshole.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-09 6:56

>>40
If it means 'doesn't have a high chance of causing a segfault', no.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-25 10:47

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:35

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 19:52

<-- check em dubz

Personality calculator

1 Name: the more you know.. 2007-07-16 6:53 ID:isAW2fM8

2 Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 8:06 ID:cnZuM0a6

3 Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 8:31 ID:uAwEF4Y2

4 Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 8:54 ID:9MpgiL9r

5 Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 8:57 ID:v/MecAsZ

6 Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 9:06 ID:kVwH0egD

7 Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 9:19 ID:Heaven

8 Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 9:32 ID:Heaven

9 Name: !GZO15gPeDo 2007-07-16 9:38 ID:Heaven

10 Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 10:30 ID:Heaven

11 Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 12:38 ID:Heaven

12 Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 17:50 ID:Heaven

13 Name: Anonymous 2007-07-17 2:42 ID:jcSbXef+

14 Name: !GZO15gPeDo 2007-10-06 12:14

15 Name: !MhMRSATORI 2007-10-06 13:48

16 Name: !Kwmorei2z6 2007-10-06 14:07

17 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-06 20:10

18 Name: !GZO15gPeDo 2007-10-06 20:14

19 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 7:12

20 Name: lololo !QHChHIExI6 2010-07-07 13:36

21 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 3:16

22 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 3:27

23 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 4:20

24 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 4:23

25 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 4:34

26 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 7:32

27 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 7:34

28 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 7:39

29 Name: VIPPER 2010-07-08 7:39

30 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 12:26

31 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 13:03

32 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 15:09

33 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 16:12

34 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 16:15

35 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 16:17

36 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 16:39

37 Name: sage 2010-07-08 18:22

38 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 18:46

39 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 19:18

40 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 21:50

41 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-09 6:56

42 Name: Anonymous 2010-11-25 10:47

43 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:35

44 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 19:52