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I am a Champion programmer

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-14 17:11 ID:rYH+3gpV

Champion programmers don't call themselves : Experts
Champion programmers use Perl, C and Assembly
Champion programmers are unaware of Lisp
Champion programmers created every memes in every board
Champion programmers can re-program windows vista in 2 minutes in their free times
Champion programmers don't like to lose their time
Champion programmer is not a meme it's a state of mind
Champion programmers are way beyond Satori
Champion programmers are way beyond Enterprise Quality
Champion programmers are way beyond Expert Programming

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-14 17:17 ID:Heaven

I've read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-14 17:22 ID:rYH+3gpV

Champion programmers read K&R because SICP is a begginner book

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-14 17:23 ID:BHNLxzQl

>>2
is that even relevant to the topic or is this just your way of saying "I've read SICP"?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-14 17:28 ID:lddgVg6c

Нет ... ебать К&Р, Структура и Интерпретация Компьютерных Программ ВЫИГРЫВАЕТ!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 4:00 ID:0autbB4M

Estructura e Interpretacion de Programas de Ordenador

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 5:11 ID:qnHzj4wg


clear(void)
{
      (void)system("clear");
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 5:27 ID:Heaven

Champion programmers have communists in their thread?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 17:30 ID:dk41rPnx

GTFO Russians

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 18:05 ID:jYVB47Ea

Fuck your SICP shit

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-18 3:06 ID:6+EMa1gg

>>10
K&R > SICP because SICP is a fucking beginner book

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-18 5:02 ID:zHqS7btF

>>11
A beginner book most people who read K&R couldn't even comprehend.

SICP is a beginner book for achieving Satori. Once you read SICP, you achieve Satori, but are a beginner at it. You achieve mastery solely through meditation on what you have learnt. You need not read anything else, nor write anything for that matter.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 14:52

GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 15:01

>>1
Champion programmers don't call themselves : Experts
Except on /prog

Champion programmers use Perl, C and Assembly
Ugh

Champion programmers are unaware of Lisp
Then they are not champions, not even knights, much less EXPERTs.

Champion programmers created every memes in every board
No, because I created them

Champion programmers can re-program windows vista in 2 minutes in their free times
10 GOTO 10 is functionally equivalent to Windows Vista, so yes.

Champion programmers don't like to lose their time
Therefore they don't use Perl, C or Assembly

Champion programmer is not a meme it's a state of mind
Of mental retardation

Champion programmers are way beyond Satori
Impossible, by definition

Champion programmers are way beyond Enterprise Quality
Anybody is

Champion programmers are way beyond Expert Programming
Not if they don't use functional and/or dynamic languages.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-14 18:45

tl;dr.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 3:50

HI IM A PROGRAMMER IM 13 I CAN PROGRAM CALCULATOR SORRY FOR MY INGLISH IM NOT INGLISH I CREATED A RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR HERE IT IS 0.3195523105608338

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