I am a Champion programmer

Champion programmers don't call themselves : Experts
Champion programmers use Perl, C and Assembly
Champion programmers are unaware of Lisp
Champion programmers created every memes in every board
Champion programmers can re-program windows vista in 2 minutes in their free times
Champion programmers don't like to lose their time
Champion programmer is not a meme it's a state of mind
Champion programmers are way beyond Satori
Champion programmers are way beyond Enterprise Quality
Champion programmers are way beyond Expert Programming

>>10
K&R > SICP because SICP is a fucking beginner book