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Touring-completeness considered harmful

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-13 4:49 ID:TsTk7vXG

Expert programmers all over the world tout their Touring-complete languages and brag about how they can do anything.  Perhaps they can.  More likely is that they write Enterprise-grade code.

Us that have read SICP and achieved Satori through Haskell studies have seen the light -- Touring-completeness is just a silver bullet, there are no silver bullets!  Touring-completeness is just a distraction from writing enlightened code;  do you really need a built-in XML DOM when you could just use algorithmic datatypes instead?  Of course not!

There's no reason to put all your data in an XML file when you can change the code just as easily.

PS

If you don't understand this you haven't achieved Satori yet, sorry.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-13 5:00 ID:1Z0tdRzE

Your statement is both true and false.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-13 5:03 ID:Heaven

It's actually spelt `Touring'

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-13 5:11 ID:Heaven

>>3

Fail for SHITQUOTES

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-13 6:20 ID:Heaven

>>3-5
Same person

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-13 7:10 ID:TsTk7vXG

>>5
You, yes, that Heaven guy, why must you always come and fag up MY thread!?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-13 11:24 ID:+yAMWcsp

>>3
>>4
>>5
Are you a bisexual psycho rapist murderer! Please stop following me. Don’t kill me!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-13 11:41 ID:fHom8y/8

>>2
OMG quantum mechanics!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-13 11:49 ID:Heaven

I think Touring-completeness is underrated. Seriously, /prog/ seems to be the last fortress of sanity for people who can really understand and appreciate Touring-completeness these days. It's not possible to design a decent ``expert programming'' language that isn't Touring-complete. Anal Touring proved that formally in the '20s. Where were you in the '20s? Were you even born in the '20s? Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-13 11:54 ID:vco1lvwR

>>1
There's no reason to put all your data in an XML file when you can change the code just as easily.
Suave truth

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 8:12

Up with an improvement   over no style   at all observe.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 22:37

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 2:51

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-23 8:08

Death to TOURING COMPLETE

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 12:29

anal touring

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