I am learning Haskell

I am a complete newbie to programming and now I've decided to learn Haskell because I want to code a roguelike game.
Here is what I've achieved so far:

Hugs> print Hello World!
ERROR - Syntax error in expression (unexpected end of input)
Hugs> pring "Hello World!
ERROR - Improperly terminated string
Hugs> pring "Hello World!"
ERROR - Undefined variable "pring"

Good job, now use GHCi and achieve satori.

pring pring, motherfucker!

man, these let commands are fun

Prelude> penis
"Your penis is as small as a tiny speck of sand."

>>3

let pring x = print x
pring "Hello World!"
"Hello World!"

>>4

let pring :: (Show a) => a -> IO () ; pring = print
print "Hello Dongs"
"Hello Dongs"

>>6

oh fuck

PRING!!!! lol

pring pring pring pring pring pring, haskell phone

pfft, c is superior.
pringf all the way

>>10
pringf :: PringfType r => String -> r motherfucker, do you use it?

>>1
lol'd

fail at succed

get a book
get a life
get lambda
lern haskl

coug << "C++ is far superior.";

>>14
cough

>>14
coug is buffered, so you have to use endk to flush to stdout.

coug << "SUPERIOR" << endk;

Try to write it in BBCode.  It has much more expressive power and type inferring abstraction efficiency using principles of modern typed bbcode calculus, namely Touring-Grahum theorem for category axiomatic reflection over tensor product of polyadic subspaces.

Let me show you an example:
    [define][fixed-point=":f: :first-guess:"]
     [define][close-enough=":v1: :v2:"]
       [<][abs]- v1 v2[/abs]tolerance[/<][/define]
     [define][try="guess"]
       [let=""next [f]guess[/f]""]
         [if="close-enough? guess :next:"]
             :next:
             [try]:next:[/try][/if][/let][/define]
     [try]:first-guess:[/try][/define]

See how readable it is?

>>17
interesting use of kolomogorev combinators.

kolomogorev

My brain exploded

>>17
Well done

>>17 just made every /prog/ reader BSOD

>>17
I came.

>>9
LOL

I read SICP

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