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Failed languages

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-05 16:22 ID:mcGPnkIo

ITT languages that failed hard.
I begin this thread with a great competitor : Rebol

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-05 16:26 ID:Heaven

php
python
ruby

thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-05 16:29 ID:ZC5ExScy

In before some middle aged software developer who reads reddit and practices agile methodologies points us to an essay by Paul Graham or No Silver Bullet.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-05 16:50 ID:5PDSM6AJ

>>3
Wow, I hadn't read any "Paul Graham" before.. hes so cool! I think I will try out lisp now :D

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-05 19:10 ID:klWhezC0

Java wins, hands down

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-05 22:25 ID:4FJ2TuOc

arc

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-05 22:58 ID:44z9wZ3X

ABC. Try to replace basic will ya...

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-06 0:52 ID:tAMfG8CB

LOGO

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-06 7:47 ID:9SQD06CK

Ada, bitches.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-06 7:59 ID:vj7EyFLc

>>8

LOGO is awesome. I first learnt programming with that language

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-06 8:00 ID:ueTaoTYe

>>10
So your path to EXPERT PROGRAMMER has been blocked forever, because you've been tainted with idiotic concepts and nonsensical syntax?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-06 8:55 ID:92AS2qLZ

Logo was created by spiritual guide Hal Abelson as an introductory language. Everybody should learn programming with either Logo or Scheme, know Scheme, maybe Common Lisp, and read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-06 8:57 ID:Y83/iSeG

>>10
I once generated the Mandelbrot set using LOGO. Have I reached Satori?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-06 9:45 ID:PNW9cx0J

>>2
Is there something better than combination of php and mysql?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-06 10:02 ID:Heaven

>>14
If by better you mean worse, then no.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-06 10:31 ID:6eTR6KMq

>>12
agreed.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-06 19:28 ID:Heaven

>>14
if by better you mean worse, then asp + ms access

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-06 19:53 ID:9SQD06CK

>>17
Hey, ASP might totally suck donkey cocks, but least it has some semblance of consistency in its function naming. Contrast PHP, which has strlen vs. str_split vs. stripos vs. stripslashes ("strip OS"? "string IP slashes"?)... or str_shuffle vs. just shuffle (why not array_shuffle?), eleven (!) different functions to sort an array instead of having one function with a flag parameter to handle the variants, etc. etc. etc.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-07 6:43 ID:gpM9wT9e

>>18
PHP's standard library is a mess, and the language is limited, but at least it's not a closed piece of shit from Microsoft. Also, you end up using just a small, relatively consistent subset of the standard library for 90% of the time. Don't do any string manipulation with PHP functions, use preg_match and preg_replace, which are powerful, consistent, easy to remember, easy to port to other languages, and faster.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-07 8:48 ID:G4UtLceo

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-07 8:57 ID:3t2jnl0Q

microsoft vbasic

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-07 8:59 ID:bhYmMybP

C

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-07 10:38 ID:gywJ6frM

python

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-07 10:42 ID:8IP95/Pw

Machine code

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-07 11:46 ID:9Zh+y+xk

Moo

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-07 13:02 ID:swSlkkyU

>>9

ADA makes your eyes bleed

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-07 13:43 ID:Is4Tyfca

>>26
but at least ada has an excuse, it's supposed to be used for critical software.
I don't see any excuse for java.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-07 13:57 ID:gpM9wT9e

>>23
Please point why, so we can all laugh.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-07 14:07 ID:Is4Tyfca

>>28
ONE WORD, THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE, THREAD OVER

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-07 14:08 ID:iIHWcmg4

>>27
Java is supposed to be used for ENTERPRISE software.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-07 23:01 ID:igSnYrbj

>>29
I hate THEFORCEDINDENTATIONOFCODE(omg1wrd)! FREE intdentin is hte win!!!1void
print(int x,
   int i
){i = 10;
int
y=0;  for((i = 10)
       ;
   (i--))y+=i&=x;putchar
(y)                       ;}

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-07 23:27 ID:RMA7APMD

>>31
               ;}

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-08 1:51 ID:y8GL5wQ1

>>31
               ;}

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-08 5:29 ID:Heaven

>>31
Error: Unexpected ')' on line 7 near '--))'
Error: Unexpected expression on line 7 near ')y+'
Error: Unexpected ';' on line 8 near 'y);'
Error: Missing ')' before ';' on line 8 near 'y);'

Hint: Free-form code is like a knife, you can use it to kill others or do something useful like kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-08 11:53 ID:FnDqbNnm

hte fixed!!!1void
print(int x,
   int i
){i = 10;
int
y=0;  for((i = 10)
       ;;
   (i--))y+=i&=x;putchar
(y)                       ;}

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-08 12:58 ID:tuorODqJ

>>29
I can't believe this meme I started still lives!

Name: !4X8vLLNDE2 2007-07-08 13:04 ID:rbi6Cc2s

creole

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-08 14:39 ID:vf1WANtU

>>36
You just killed it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 15:21

Use Linux
Problem Solved

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 15:26

>>39
FrozenBaaawww!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 7:59

Abelson Sussman The idiom   of refering to   books and papers?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 14:34


1 stop using faggot quotes 11 stop.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-15 15:50

>>36,38
How wrong you are.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-15 15:57

Arc failed really badly

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-15 16:22

>>44
How can vaporware fail?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-15 16:27

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-15 16:38

I agree with Abelson and Sussman that programs should be written
primarily for people to read rather than machines to execute.
Then why did you ignore this advice, Paul? Oh yeah, because you're a fucking twat who should stick to perl.

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