This Satori shit has to stop

Okay, I will admit it had a good run, but now it's just as bad as Forced Indentation and Touring-Complete. The next user to make a thread about Satori will be banned.

NO EXCEPTIONS

Eh? Where's your capcode, Mr. Moderator?

start by not making threads about it

lol shitori

There are no mods on dis. No exceptions.

>>6
Not quite true. I've seen posts being deleted before (the `WE TRUE NERS' copypasta spam)

>>7
nerds*

/r/ WE TRUE NERDS copypasta

wat is program?

>>9
IF U WERE DROPPED TO /opt TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR DELETION CUZ ID B N UPSTREAM BUGZILLA FLAMIN DA CUNT THAT MADE UR EBUILD!
     __   
   .'  `. 
   |a_a  |
   \<_)__/
   /(   )\
  |\`> < /\
  \_|=='|_/
WE TRUE NERDS
WE OPTIMIZE OUR CFLAGS TOGETHER
WE TALKIN ON IRC WITH www.opera.com TOGETHER
send this PENGUIN to every thread you care about including this one if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 256 your A TRUE NERD

Forced Indentation
and
>>11

is still good :)

Satori sucks sure there's SICP for Satori but you just get dropped to Nirvana, it's religiously linked, and it's a CLOSED CLIQUE, which means that you have NO friends.

Look, just because you used to be a moron who didn't appreciate high-level optimization (you know, what you've been calling abstraction; it's just the exact same thing on another level) doesn't mean that very programmer who bothers with assembly is. I find it the height of arrogance to declare that anyone who hasn't read your book is a moron who would write a selection sort in assembly. I am not the blind, retarded fastest runner in the world. I am an intelligent, 20/20 vision fastest runner in the world, who doesn't even need low-level optimization to keep up with you, and uses it if he needs to pass you.

Satori:
-degrades programming languages
-Promotes meme spitting and copypasta
-degrades SICP
-Implies postivity to religious force (look at any real program, and youll see an imaginative function with interesting arguments, look at satori, and youll see a pissed off black person wanting to fight)
-Shifts values to "spirituality" and expensive relics which leads to theft

Satori can be achieved by ANYBODY, a preset chant is all you need to make primitve religion and get signed to a shrine. If youve been shot, thats credible and prefered to hype your image, just like growing up on the "priesthood"
The tonguespeak are simple, the sentences dont need to be related, just whatever can ryhme is fine. They dont even have to make sense, just as long as it sticks to an even flow. And sometimes, satori people will get lazy and mispronounce words to rhyme.
Now some of you guys are gonna say "omg read SICP", but more thn half of all satori music is sold to non-programmers. No other religious state promotes more negative values than satori, and as it spreads toward different regions, it infects the native population like a fungus.

There is NO talent in satori, so next time, when you are programming, get yourself a non-satori experience. Your brain will thank you for not degenerating it into a pile of primitive processing jello

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