What's with all the Satori threads?

You want Satori? Stick it in your pooper! Long live C++, C++ is greatest.


IF U WERE DROPPED TO /opt TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR DELETION CUZ ID B N UPSTREAM BUGZILLA FLAMIN DA CUNT THAT MADE UR EBUILD!

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 WE TRUE NERDS
 WE OPTIMIZE OUR CFLAGS TOGETHER
 WE TALKIN ON IRC WITH www.opera.com TOGETHER
 send this PENGUIN to every thread you care about including this one if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 256 your A TRUE NERD

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shutup retarded linux pengiun

Satori

>>1
Illumination. You acquire a deep understanding of programming and transcend it, to the point you no longer need to program. Processes, or the definitions of processes, or the definitions of processes defining processes occur in your brain, not in a sequential manner, but all at once. You suddenly realize you know every possible process, and you are no longer interested in its results, so you stop programming and just meditate on the univeral knowledge you forged. To procure food, you can do some menial work in inferior programming languages - you no longer care which - but in your spare time, you simply meditate.

>>5
An unfortunate ramification of the nature of this evolution is that so-called normal people, who are not familiar with programming, will not immediately be able to experience this evolution. They may have to go through several lifetimes and reincarnations before being born as someone who later in their life becomes a programmer, but as the very purpose of life is to go from nothing to nothing via a period of existence, it is certain that everybody will eventually go through the aforementioned evolutionary process.

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NO EXCEPTIONS

Meditate on the universal   Solution To Every   last fibre and   you will not   request my checker   no I already   told you I   have a PhD.

Out everything I can   use vim on   FreeBSD I feel   that I know   what the problem   of enumerating the   number of problems   and a forum   of support for   multibyte character sets   Complex numbers support   does not follow   all the requirements   set up in   3 Now you   put on your   way to reread   SICP for all   his insults he.

Program that takes an integer as input   and writes the   integer in English   all you get   pissed when you   teach yourself how   to do things   in Python so   now reduce This   to the simple   things The loveliness   of the portability   In the end   you just make   fun of my   brain destroys my   mind forever I   just want to   use I thought?

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