Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 5:26 ID:ZhMyyxMe
I'm advertising Product X, the superenterprise solution:
Product X is a professional, scalable business solution based on industry-standard technologies such as Web 2.0, AJAX and XML. Its high-availability mechanism delivers five-nines availability for your mission-critical appliations, fitting your business needs. Its core runs on the J2EE or .NET platforms, and is primarily written in Java, ensuring the application of industry best-practices and design patterns that will guarantee maximum customer satisfaction. It works in an object-oriented fashion, discovering business logic in a 2-tier architecture you can easily deploy to optimize cash flows, maximize profits and lower the Total Cost of Ownership, offering an early Return On Investment by converting visitors into customers and creating synergy between your different business departments. It works with your Business Intelligence, Enterprise Resource Planning and Content Management System solutions, and it provides an industry-leading Business Process Management module to facilitate workflow management and lifecycle management. A web services interface provides an enterprise-grade facility for business-to-business interaction and seamless integration with business logic.
At this point pointy, creamy haired businessmen are drooling over Product X and start to call each other with their $1000 cell phones to circle-jerk over it, and I haven't even said what Product X does.
Product X is a professional, scalable business solution based on industry-standard technologies such as Web 2.0, AJAX and XML. Its high-availability mechanism delivers five-nines availability for your mission-critical appliations, fitting your business needs. Its core runs on the J2EE or .NET platforms, and is primarily written in Java, ensuring the application of industry best-practices and design patterns that will guarantee maximum customer satisfaction. It works in an object-oriented fashion, discovering business logic in a 2-tier architecture you can easily deploy to optimize cash flows, maximize profits and lower the Total Cost of Ownership, offering an early Return On Investment by converting visitors into customers and creating synergy between your different business departments. It works with your Business Intelligence, Enterprise Resource Planning and Content Management System solutions, and it provides an industry-leading Business Process Management module to facilitate workflow management and lifecycle management. A web services interface provides an enterprise-grade facility for business-to-business interaction and seamless integration with business logic.
At this point pointy, creamy haired businessmen are drooling over Product X and start to call each other with their $1000 cell phones to circle-jerk over it, and I haven't even said what Product X does.