/prog/ - <subject>ITT XML speak</subject>

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 4:34 ID:7DRmCqKh

<message>

   <acronym>ITT</acroynm>

   <subject>we</subject>

   <verb>speak</verb>

   <object>

      <acronym>XML</acronym>

   </object>

</message>

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 4:36 ID:vXcW5T7d

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 8:37 ID:Heaven

<post id="3" name="Anonymous" email="sage">

 <text>

  <line number="1" eol="LF">

   <character>E</character>

   <character>N</character>

   <character>T</character>

   <character>E</character>

   <character>R</character>

   <character>P</character>

   <character>R</character>

   <character>I</character>

   <character>S</character>

   <character>E</character>

  </line>

 </text>

</post>

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 10:29 ID:JgYD6Kty

Thread Hijack!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 14:45 ID:IH9DPnvX

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 21:13 ID:puEqW8Qa

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 2:59 ID:7TB/ZAgc

Can it be EXPERT BBS PROGRAMMER THREAD TIEM

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 3:42 ID:pvQuFY6G

IF SOMEBODY INSULTED YOU, I WOULDN'T BE AT YOUR SIDE BECAUSE I WOULD BE THROWING TO THE BOTTOM OF A WELL THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO INSULTED YOU.

WE TRUE SPARTANS
WE DINE IN HELL TOGETHER

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 7:40 ID:C4ND5NDB

>>6
not valid xml. You must be a beginner programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 7:59 ID:pvQuFY6G

>>9
Or an ~~EXPERT HTML PROGRAMMER~~

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 10:30 ID:+46IPeR7

>>10
or an ~~EXPERT BBCODE PROGRAMMER~~

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 10:42 ID:tTT421Cl

I'm a BBCoder

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 21:39 ID:8RDskX0k

>>12
not expert enough

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 6:18 ID:E+lCYazb

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Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 6:27 ID:E+lCYazb

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Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 6:27 ID:Heaven

syntax error lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 11:10 ID:a2+QVzwG

>>15
segfaulted LOL

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 11:41 ID:4pNOB21K

EXPERT PROGRAMMER QUALITY FFS

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 18:54



<OKAY> <YOU FUQIN="ANGERED" AN="EXPERT PROGRAMMER">

<!GODFUCKIGNDAMN>

<!-- FIRST OF ALL, YOU DONT FUQIN KNOW WHAT A MAN PAGE IS -->

<SECONDLY THIS="IS /prog/">

  <DO>

    <NOT>

       DEMAND USEFUL ANSWERS THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO BE

    </NOT>

  </DO>

</SECONDLY>

<P>

  THIRDLY PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT PHILOSOPHY AND <STRONG>``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE''</STRONG> THAT YOU WILL <EM>NEVER</EM> COMPREHEND

AND FUQIN <U>LASTLY</U>, <B><U>FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BULLSHYT</U></B>

EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN ANSWERED IN >>2

</YOU></OKAY>

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 19:43

(post '((name Anonymous) (email nil) (content (sentence (noun XML) (verb is) (preposition for) (noun-phrase (adjective enterprise) (noun faggots))))))

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 19:52

>>20
Your first parenthesis is not highlighted. HOW DARE YOU MAKE A MISTAKE WHEN COMMUNICATING WITH AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER! DO YOU THINK THIS IS SOME KIND OF light-hearted GAME‽ Go back to /b/ and tell the kids THE SUSSMAN sent you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 20:46

>>19
Some truly eye-wateringly awful XML usage there.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 20:47

>>22
PROTIP: XML is eye-warteringly awful

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 20:48

>>22
EYE WARTERINGLY BEAUTIFUL MORE LIKE AMIRITE

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 21:19

>>24
Post some eye-warteningly beautiful XML.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 21:41

>>25
see >>19

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 22:27

>>26
That is not valid XML, but perhaps it is SGML. Where is the </P>?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 0:53

>>1
facepalm.jpg
First of all, you forgot the XML prolog:

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>

Second, your document is in the null namespace, which is discouraged. And finally, you should provide a schema, preferably as XML Schema, although a DOCTYPE is OK as well.
Here is the corrected version of your XML instance document.



<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>

<message 

 xmlns="urn:anonymous:4chan:dis:prog" 

 xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"

 xsi:schemaLocation="urn:anonymous:4chan:dis:prog message.xsd">

   <acronym>ITT</acroynm>

   <subject>we</subject>

   <verb>speak</verb>

   <object>

      <acronym>XML</acronym>

   </object>

</message>



message.xsd

---------------

<xs:schema 

 xmlns:tns="urn:anonymous:4chan:dis:prog"

 targetNamespace="urn:anonymous:4chan:dis:prog">



   <xs:element name="message">

      <xs:complexType>

         <xs:sequence>

            <xs:element ref="tns:acronym"/>

            <xs:element name="subject" type="xs:string"/>

            <xs:element name="verb" type="xs:string"/>

            <xs:element name="object"/>

                <xs:complexType>

                   <xs:sequence>

                      <xs:element ref="tns:acronym"/>

                   </xs:sequence>

                </xs:complexType>

            </xs:element>

         </xs:sequence>

      </xs:complexType>

   </xs:element>



   <xs:element name="acronym" type="xs:string"/>

</xs:schema>

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 11:13

>>28
Shit, we got an ~~EXPERT ENTERPRISE XML PROGRAMMER~~ in this thread, guys.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 11:25

As a programmer, I know two things about XML:

1. It is terrible.
2. SAX parsing is a bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 12:13

As a programmer, I know two things about programming:

1. It is terrible

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 12:17

As a nigger, I know two things about niggering:

1. It is nigger

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 12:56

>>4
>>6 (major fail)
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>>58

not valid XML

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 13:15

As a nigger, I know two things about niggering:

1. [nigger]WATERMELON[/nigger]

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 14:03

As a nigger, I know two things about niggering:

1. Nigger stealing bikes

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 14:30

>>34
I think bbcode really lacks a NIGGER tag.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 14:48

>>36
NIGGER

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 14:51

>>36
I'll try to implement is just as soon as I'm done with monads.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 14:56

>>38
Nomad niggers?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 15:04

>>39
newtype Nigger a = Nigger (ReaderT Watermelons (WriterT WhiteWomen IO) a) deriving (Functor, Monad)

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 17:02

>>28
Fail, you forgot to declare the "xs" prefix in your schema.

message.xsd

---------------

<xs:schema

xmlns:xs="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema"



 xmlns:tns="urn:anonymous:4chan:dis:prog"

 targetNamespace="urn:anonymous:4chan:dis:prog">

XML RULES GUISE

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 17:08

XML PROLOG CONSIDERED REDUNDANT

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 18:20

>>40
lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 18:59

>>42
Redundant how? Maybe if you're serving it over HTTP and your Content-type is properly set. But that's rarely the case. What do you think of that, COCKNAZI

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 2:11

>>44
YHBT

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 2:15

>>44
the default content-type with no prolog is utf-8.
if you're using utf-8, you don't need the prolog.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 2:21

>>46
And then >>46 was the prolog

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 4:03

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 5:06

>>47
XD A GREAT BIG ONE XD!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 16:41

[m][b]HEY CHRISTOPHER[b][/m]

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 16:41

[m][b]HEY CHRISTOPHER[b][/m]

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 16:43

>>50-51
get out

Name: Elliotte Rusty Trombone Harold 2010-01-22 16:09

Bumping a classic thread

Name: <sage> 2010-01-22 18:46

</sage>

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 23:25

>>53
Oh wow, /prog/ posts are timeless - this could have been written today!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 7:39

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Name: nxngf 2010-03-15 4:29

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Name: Anonymous 2010-03-15 8:11

>>33 was right.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-15 15:01

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 6:46

Don't change these.

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