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being lonely

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 13:50 ID:jxRLKOrv

so i was thinking.. you're a lonely programmer.
so lonely you decide to write some bots to end this lonelyness.
You make them look like humans, and you code an excellent AI.
After some years, your bots start to feel lonely, but since you made them smart your bots start wondering how they can solve the lonelyness problem, and they come up with the same idea.
They write bots that end lonelyness that write bots to end lonelyness and the story goes on....

Q: has the lonelyness problem been solved?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 14:02 ID:Q+WTmuWl

of course. you're not lonely anymore, are you?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 14:37 ID:Y1yCW3vc

that makes no sense. your bots aren't lonely.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 15:38 ID:4uhZD3hY

gb2//tech/

Name: God 2007-06-23 15:52 ID:Heaven

>>1
I PROGRAMMED THE UNIVERSE BECAUSE I FELT ALONE AND MY LONELYNESS PROBLEM HAS BEEN SOLVED EVEN THOUGH THE 2 HUMANS I PROGRAMMED WERE FEELING ALONE SO THEY GAVE BIRTH TO BABIES ETC ETC SO I WOULD ANSWER YES THE LONELYNESS PROBLEM HAS BEEN SOLVED

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 15:53 ID:0jfPO821

# LONLINESS SOLVED
from random import choice
print "How was your day?"
while True:
    raw_input()
    print choice([
        "That is so interesting. Tell me more."
        "Wow, that's really cool. You're cool!"
        "I love you."
        "Amazing!"
    ])

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 18:33 ID:+N53578n

I hope your daughter gets raped by negroes on cocaine.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 15:23


The stack element counts?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 22:27

Lain.

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