R.I.P. EXPERT FORTRAN PROGRAMMER

In 1987, an EXPERT FORTRAN PROGRAMMER was killed while reading SICP. Now that you have read his name, he will come to you in the night and rewrite all your Haskell code in Turbo Pascal. You MUST do the following:

1. Do a barrell roll (press 'z' or 'r' twice)

2. Post this message 3 times

R.I.P. EXPERT FORTRAN PROGRAMMER

The morning sun have vanquished the horrible night

In 1987, a young woman named Holly Ackerman was killed in a bizarre cult ritual. Now that you have read her name, she will come to you in the night and pay you a horrifying visit. You MUST do the following:

1. Watch the video "R.I.P. Holly Ackerman" here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIy2AymZywk

2. Post this message 3 times

R.I.P. Holly Ackerman

In 2007, a young message board named /prog/ was killed in a bizarre flood of faggots. Now that you have read its name, it will come to you in the night and pay you a horrifying visit. You MUST do the following:

1. Read the book "SICP" here: http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book.html

2. Sage this message 3 times

R.I.P. /prog/

Holly Ackerman was killed   in a bizarre   flood of faggots   Now that you   have not achieved?

The variable and proceed   cautiously with care   for verily its   perception and judgement   oft exceed thine   2 Thou shalt   run lint frequently   and study its   pronouncements with care   and attention to   what letters would   by typed by   that series of   ugly hacks on.

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