SICP IS A BEGINNERS BOOK

STOP ACTING ALL SMARMY AND PRETENTIOUS BECAUSE YOU MADE IT THROUGH CHAPTER 1 OF A BOOK AIMED AT 1ST YEAR UNDERGRADUATE STUDENTS WITH NO PROGRAMMING BACKGROUND.

Retards.

>>1
Is this even relevant to /prog/ or is it just your way of saying "Ive read SICP"?

>>1
The point is that most 'professional' programmers don't know shit and need to read SICP.

>>3
says truth.

>>3
FizzBuzz

>>5
Is this even relevant to /prog/ or is it just your way of saying "Ive read SICP"?

ITT faggots who have joined the religion SICP.

I'm reading SICP right now!

I can't find an SICP book.

Functional languages are too unimportant to remember.

>>9
mitpress

>>1
What the fuck. SICP is complete. SICP is all you really need to know. You don't even need to ever use a computer in your life. After you read SICP, you can achieve satori. Everything else that ever existed in the world of programming are just implementation details.

>You don't even need to ever use a computer in your life
I lol'd.

>>13
Satori is a perfect state of mind and body. You don't need a computer to achieve satori, you only need to comprehend SICP.

>>9
http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book-Z-H-4.html

>>13
Dijkstra wouldn't.

Exercise 2.10.  Ben Bitdiddle, an expert systems programmer, looks over Alyssa's shoulder and comments that it is not clear what it means to divide by an interval that spans zero. Modify Alyssa's code to send an e-mail to Ben's boss telling him to fire Ben, as no actual systems programmer gives a shit about Lisp.

>>17
LOL

>>17
Nice with a real-world Enterprise problem, sure beats those reality-detached problems in SICP.

>>19
Problems in SICP are real problems. There's a difference between real problems and real enterprise problems. These are examples of real enterprise problems:

1. Boss doesn't understand shit, explain why he has to turn on computer before use
2. Boss says he wants the application to optimize business profits; make up a reason why it would
3. Boss needs a new version with more features; proceed to bloat
4. Marketing dept needs 3-letter acronyms for cheap press and "white papers", come up with some
5. To ensure people keeps studying and getting certified, and the product looks to have a lot of new features, rename existing features
6. Boss said it would be ready in x days, but boss doesn't write code, you do, and it takes x * 2 days, work overnight to avoid making boss look stupid or company losing money

>>20

win

My other car is a cdr.

>>22
shutup suave mario riding yoshi lisp.

yoshi does not ride mario

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>>25
shutp suave... wtf is that supposed to be?

LISP

mario riding yoshi lisp.

That you stupid moron.

>>1
Good going stating the obvious.

>>27
Good going replying a 2yo post.

>>30
Good going.

>>30
２よ！

TAOCP is superior if you're not a code monkey also its not written with some gay language like scheme also its acronym spells out TAO of CP like there was some sort of eastern chinese religious concept in your computer programming or child porn (respectively)

>>30
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41 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 17:25

42 Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 4:07

It wasn't always this way.

43 Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 5:29

SICP is an introductory book.

Bible Old Testament is the mediocre-difficulty book.

Torah is the advanced book.

Kaballah is the EXPERT book.

44 Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 5:48

>>34
It's called the Zohar you shabbos goy.

45 Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 7:43

>>44
hiss

46 Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 13:19

i want 2 red SICP w/ a gf :(

47 Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 14:49

Ha! I MADE IT THROUGH CHAPTER 2. Deal with it.

48 Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 14:59

if SICP is an introductory book

why is it too hardcore for most people?

oh god why am I so much better than everyone else

49 Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 19:47

>>48
have you not watched a group of people to shortly realise how stupid they are? it takes 10 seconds

50 Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 21:30

>>43

Kaballah?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isdgMlHtlC4

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